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Fluffy_Indigo 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's too late, there's too many stupid people behind and in front of you to get off. You're swept along in the tide.

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Apersonofinterest 9 points ago +9 / -0

They have to be sitting back and laughing their asses off. I think they are all competing to see who can get people to wear the most ridiculous shit out in public.

Experts say wearing a welder’s helmet and a snorkel reduces the spread of CHINA-19.

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ProphetOfKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m just waiting for the covid-proof underwear that is, in fact, a butt plug.

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South_Florida_Guy 7 points ago +7 / -0

I actually want this to become a thing at this point for full HONK factor.

Even better yet! Make it big and red and round!

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JhnBrwnRtrns 6 points ago +6 / -0

They've dubbed the new invention the "Face Condom". HONK HONK

FWIW my family has covid right now and it's nothing more than a fucking cold. HONKITY HONK HONK

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loooooof 3 points ago +3 / -0

Treacherous knaves are laughing at us.

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strictly1957 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Cultists are in too deep... enjoy that shit sandwich lady... mmmm tasty!

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Noragrats 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make this a thing and then the stupid people will just choke to death on their food as they chew and breathe at the same time.

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OccasionalCortex21 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its a yellow star for retards.

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MAG_n_KAG 1 point ago +1 / -0

almost perfect. they just need to make it red, rounder, squishy, and honk when you squeeze it.

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SteersBeersandQueers 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bwahahahahahaha

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Hedonismbot 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't need one, I have CS.

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hungryfreaksdaddy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does it come in red?

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