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MAGA1775 281 points ago +283 / -2

Don't worry, Biden is on the case.

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Ben_dover 107 points ago +107 / -0

Biden will have time after practicing what his name is

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CisSiberianOrchestra 74 points ago +74 / -0

Dan Quayle was mocked relentlessly by the media because he misspelled potato.

Now we have a president who is one.

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trumpORbust 19 points ago +19 / -0

Tomatoe

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Istealupvotes 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not so fast, Quayle was given flashcards with the "correct" spellings by a teacher. He corrected the boy's spelling of potato based on the flashcard in front of him which read potatoe.

http://publicapologycentral.com/apologia-archive/political-2/dan-quayle-potato-incident/

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2016TrumpMAGA 2 points ago +3 / -1

The entire rest of the English speaking world spells it potatoe. It was 'potatoe' on the back of the flash card Quayle was reading from. Why the fuck were flash cards not in American English in an American classroom?

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IamM 20 points ago +20 / -0

"Boil'm mash'm stick'm in a stew!"

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IncredibleMrE1 9 points ago +9 / -0

I am a simple man. I see a LOTR reference, I upvote.

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momspaghetti 2 points ago +2 / -0

What we need's a few good taters

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Joesf23 8 points ago +8 / -0

Listen fat...

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Friendly_B 3 points ago +3 / -0

poh tay TAH

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

They call me tater salad

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nje1540 54 points ago +54 / -0

Send in the trannys!

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Shield 28 points ago +28 / -0

Don't forget the pregnant women bigot!

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BallsackPaneer 10 points ago +10 / -0

Women? Men and the 15,000 other genders can be pregnant too bigot!

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Pumpingiron_Patriot1 3 points ago +3 / -0

They will misgender the opposing military, and write mean twittet about them in ALL CAPS.

US military has to win now

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Fact 1 point ago +1 / -0

"It worked! The missile is confused!"

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thisisatestof2 21 points ago +21 / -0

If we just pass a law banning NK from launching missiles!

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Bandanna1 11 points ago +11 / -0

I mandate that the missile wears a mask

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Joesf23 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can send them an angry note from the UN first?

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Anaconda 13 points ago +24 / -11

i doubt a missile even was fired. usually the japanese, south korean, and U.S. militaries refuse to show where the missile landed and want us to laughably trust their word. the least they can do is show radar showing it where it lands or an approximate area in the sea where it landed.

otherwise i don't believe it at all whenever 'missile launches' from north korea happen. nuclear tests OTOH trigger seismic earthquakes and i believe those actually happen.

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Descartes 42 points ago +44 / -2

Nah they fire missiles. I've seen them first hand back in my navy days. They fire fudd missiles that usually blow up on their own mid air. Kim's making a show and will probably start demanding money from the US here shortly. It's the neocon globo homo cycle.

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AlcoholicRetard 12 points ago +13 / -1

Kim wants more stimmies

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ThurstonHowell3rd 10 points ago +10 / -0

Time to put those illegal aliens on a plane instead of a bus.

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randomusers239874 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Only 1400 dorrar?? Kang, ready the missere"

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BallsackPaneer 1 point ago +1 / -0

No worries, Biden's version of Detente, Potatente will save us.

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bighomiebeenchillin 0 points ago +1 / -1

yeh its coo it’s just rocketman doin his thing idk why yall trippin lmao

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Tenspot20 0 points ago +1 / -1

You Fucking Liar! NK fired no missiles

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Descartes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Witnessed it myself anon. Fudd missiles but they did launch.

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DickTick 6 points ago +6 / -0

They land in the ocean genius..... And usually scientists also pick it up on their scientific instruments used for other stuff, but that will also detect missile launches....

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DickTick 5 points ago +6 / -1

And they almost ALWAYS show an approximation of where they flew and landed..... It's your own fault if you're never watching.......

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JokerPede 3 points ago +3 / -0

I also believe nuclear blasts trigger gamma and neutron radiation releases.. the latter being detectable globally if I'm remembering my CBRNE classes correctly. (Probably wrong.. fellow pedes please correct if necessary!)

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41127893 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nuclear detonations are detectable via seismograph, and there are other systems in place to detect them. Hell, they're detectable on weather satellites.

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doug2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Weather satellites are a psyop. Truth is we live in a simulator and tranny demon hackers got in

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skellywell 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look up Air Force Technical Applications Center (AFTAC)

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wethedownvoted 5 points ago +5 / -0

quick joe! send some billions!

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Grunt422 3 points ago +3 / -0

100,000 tons of rice, 10 million cans of spam, and 200 rolls of cheese for fat boy. C'mon man you can buy him off till next time he wants more.