1870 Korean beauty store owner was beaten & had her nose broken by two women who shouted racial insults during the attack... Guess the race of the criminals... (i.postimg.cc) posted 21 days ago by Transfer 21 days ago by Transfer +1871 / -1 143 comments share 143 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (143) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 3 ▼ – JackIsALarp 3 points 20 days ago +3 / -0 It dawned on me one day that the infamous name Apple was a pun for Apple Martini. And this is why shower thoughts are dangerous, folks. I am not sure if I should be ashamed or proud I didn't realize the bad pun earlier. Luckily they didn't spawn more so there kid wasn't named Queef Candle Martin-Paltrow. jfc Wait, its 2021. It'd be Trans Queef Candle Paltrow. My apologies to the npc masses. permalink save report block reply
It dawned on me one day that the infamous name Apple was a pun for Apple Martini.
And this is why shower thoughts are dangerous, folks. I am not sure if I should be ashamed or proud I didn't realize the bad pun earlier.
Luckily they didn't spawn more so there kid wasn't named Queef Candle Martin-Paltrow. jfc
Wait, its 2021. It'd be Trans Queef Candle Paltrow. My apologies to the npc masses.