I wouldn't get vaccinated for a donut, I wouldn't wait in line for a free donut, and if you think that those things they churn out at Krispy Kreme are donuts you don't know what donuts are. They deprive untold numbers of unsuspecting patrons the joy of a simple well made glazed donut. Go to a regular donut place down in the shitty part of town sometime and find out what real donuts are. It angers me they even exist.