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🤔 Define Evergreen. When do you call a plumber? | Answer: When your pipe is clogged (media.patriots.win)        PEPE       
posted ago by Elvathelion ago by Elvathelion +33 / -0
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Arc-Angel 1 point ago +1 / -0

What if there is a leak?

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Elvathelion [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

DIY, plumbers are expensive

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Arc-Angel 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm just thinking.

Leaks... Wet... Wet works...

Plumber=specialist.

Maybe plugging leaks.

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Elvathelion [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ask the right Q's - you'll get the right answers.

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Arc-Angel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those tankers are actually fly by wire as no direct physical linkage from helm to steerage.

Who the absolute fuck plots a course of a cock n balls, inna butt.. W/O harbor patrol shitting kittens... Then... THEN gets a mega carrier jammed perpendicular in the busiest lock system in the whole damned sea?

Nah. They were hacked & every body told stay back or else.

Prices are gonna sky rocket global economy os gonna dip hard. Maybe even hold up material for the shit going on ukraine/bosnia-poland/Hungary shit storm brewing...

Gee... Thanks Cap'n Cock-n-balls.....

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loric4882 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think that little earth mover is going to be busy for a while.

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Elvathelion [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

The ship has been shifted so the canal is now partially open for traffic but the number of ships on the Mediterranean and Persian Gulf sides are massive. (30% of the world's ocean trade passes through the Suez.

The alternative would be to sail around Africa but that would add at least 15 days to the trip. Most modern ships are built for a shorter journey and their fuel capacities are engineered for specific tolerances.

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POOP_SMEARED_TITTIES 3 points ago +3 / -0

also there's nothing but pirates if you go around africa, so get fucked if thats the plan

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Elvathelion [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hence the penis and the butt...

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Arc-Angel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rent-An-A10

(Formerly rent-a-warthog... But I kept getting calls from real weirdos)