"my grandfather not only refused to keep his rifle in a case or bag for no reason, he also transported it loaded, because he was retarded and doesn't understand how guns work. He also kept the safety off, because he definitely wouldn't have put it on nor checked it at any point between the last time he fired it and his putting it in a behind-the-car-seat gun rack. He nearly killed me, but I was saved by being a massive pussy"

Yeah, I totally believe this story