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posted ago by blackkit27 ago by blackkit27 +1484 / -0

Just got back from my now routine Colonoscopy, Doctor gave me the All Clear.

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1st_Covfefe 28 points ago +28 / -0

Awesome news! I was stage 4 colon cancer and have my 5 year colonoscopy next month. Not even worried :) feels good fren!

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IHeartMyDoggy 14 points ago +14 / -0

That’s great news. Wish you the best of luck next month

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dykstra89 27 points ago +27 / -0

may you be blessed for the rest of your life with cancer free based poops. congrats my friend.

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KuhlooKuhlay 25 points ago +25 / -0

Congrats on your asshole no longer trying to kill you.

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MAGADUDE 11 points ago +11 / -0

his rectum tried to wreack him.

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sixfingerdildo 4 points ago +4 / -0

his cancer almost rectum

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Nothing007 16 points ago +16 / -0

Congrats, man! I'm unfortunately WAY too familiar with that path and the odds. This is GREAT, GREAT NEWS!

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GenericInsult 12 points ago +12 / -0

Congrats! (although I was expecting a Kaepernick joke)

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wdang 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hell ya

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IncredibleMrE1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Congrats, pede. Great news!

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PaigeAshley 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hallelujah! Great news, Friend!!! So happy for you!! 💖👍

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mrsray 8 points ago +8 / -0

amen God bless

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offsubject 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thank God almighty! May you live forever cancer and sickness free!

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Belleoffreedom 8 points ago +8 / -0

Enjoy that feeling of relief.

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JesusRules 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nice job, I have been 1.5 years free of lymphoma

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MagaDevildog2 7 points ago +7 / -0

grats

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MAGADUDE 7 points ago +7 / -0

Congrats! I'm going through chemo now for stage 3 colon cancer after being diagnosed over a month ago. I would not wish this crap on anyone.

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chinita_atx 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hang in there. Will keep you in mind in my prayers.

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g-money1 6 points ago +6 / -0

God bless you. Get your colonoscopy, men! Easier than a dental cleaning.

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grassshrimp 3 points ago +3 / -0

The procedure, maybe. The prep, no fucking way.

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Ebbie8708 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don’t like that yummy mix of miralax, Gatorade (clear or yellow colored only) and bisacodyl?

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BidenTaintMyPrez 2 points ago +2 / -0

The perp AND the prep! ;)

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thallos 5 points ago +5 / -0

Colon cancer sounds shitty, congrats on your health.

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Bigjay 5 points ago +5 / -0

Congratulations. And thanks for not posting the video.

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thatguynobody 5 points ago +5 / -0

Congrats fren!!!

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CookieMonster 5 points ago +5 / -0

That is AWESOME!!!!!

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Verrerogo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Great news.

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TrumpTrainChoooChoo2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Awesome, God bless you friend, JESUS SAVES!

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ViolentNPCS 4 points ago +4 / -0

My dad got this very message recently as well. Was a great day.

Congrats!

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KeepingAmericaGreat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Awesome.

Here's the deal:

  • The worst part is the preparatory, though that has gotten easier. You can't eat for a few hours while you're bilging out your aft. Terrible but tolerable.

  • When you got to get scoped, they give you the stuff Michael Jackson was into. You will enjoy the best three seconds since your high school prom.

  • Wake up, no memory at all. Go home and rehydrate.

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sentient-potato 4 points ago +4 / -0

What wonderful news! <3

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mercynurse 4 points ago +4 / -0

Excellent!

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IHeartMyDoggy 4 points ago +4 / -0

5 years is a huge milestone. Congratulations Pede!

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Whosaidwhatnow 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congrats! And Bless you : )

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SFgayDude4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is such great news to hear! God bless!

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TPA_Patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hell yeah! Congrats! My pops just got the all clear at 2 years. Praying his course is as successful as yours!

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WU_HAN_FRU 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mazeltov! and God bless!

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CulturedBarley 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's awesome! Congrats!

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Annpi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congrats!

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americafirst1994 2 points ago +2 / -0

congrats!!!! thats awesome!!!!

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Erikabodereka 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congratulations!!!

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AspirationalRecluse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wonderful news! Glad to hear it!

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GigEmAgs1876 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you were a Democrat, they'd have found your head up there. Glad you got the all clear, though!

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kazimiera 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sweet deal. Congratulations

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Haz85 2 points ago +2 / -0

What were your symptoms when you first thought something was wrong?

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Winter_bow_huntress 2 points ago +2 / -0

Awesome! Congrats man! Colon cancer took my dad from me so I’m happy to hear anytime someone kicks cancers ass!

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MAGAlorian 2 points ago +2 / -0

ASSTOUNDING!

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CowAliens 2 points ago +2 / -0

As someone who lost his colon (for a different reason) I salute you fren. I know your pain and pray you don't have to deal with this shit ever again.

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DeepSouthPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congratulations!!!!!!!

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loverat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Grats pede <3

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DeusVultIntensifies 2 points ago +2 / -0

Great news Pede! I am so happy for you.

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grassshrimp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congrats! Really happy for you.

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Smurfection 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good news! Live Long and Prosper!

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BoughtByBloomberg2 2 points ago +2 / -0

May you be free of this horrendous disease for all of your remaining years!

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redpeppers5 1 point ago +1 / -0

Congrats!

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kekbepraised 1 point ago +1 / -0

that is one that if u dont get early treatment ur a goner for sure

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