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South_Florida_Guy 123 points ago +124 / -1

And they probably think the term "black market" means exactly what it sounds like they think it means.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 74 points ago +74 / -0

"I'll have the prime ribs."

Everyone who has waited tables understands what happens when you return with the order ....

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South_Florida_Guy 57 points ago +57 / -0

Dis ain't no ribz! I pacifically AXED for da RIBZ, bitch!

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 26 points ago +27 / -1

They really order prime rib expecting ribs?

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South_Florida_Guy 28 points ago +28 / -0

Does it sound that far fetched?

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MikeOxfat 14 points ago +15 / -1

"I asked for 20 ribz. You only brought me 12. I thought you meant a dub zen."

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War_Hamster 35 points ago +35 / -0

My favorite:

"I can't taste the booze in the strawberry daquiri"

Well, the reason people order daquiris is to hide the taste of booze. So we'd take the drink back, throw it back in the blender for a flash, pour a drop of rum into the straw, and send it back. Works every time.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 39 points ago +40 / -1

Meh. They could prolly always taste the 2 shots of alcohol, but it was just so much weaker than what they were used to in their momma's breast milk.

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Kekintosh2020 11 points ago +11 / -0

Kek

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Colonel_Chestbridge 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oof

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Imransgarage 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hahaha.

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x79q3pb 15 points ago +15 / -0

Can you explain for the rest of us? I'm so curious now.

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pushbackv2 55 points ago +55 / -0

Prime rib is a steak cut.

They wanted RIBZ.

Their idiocy is your fault. You'll get cussed out. Your race will definitely be mentioned. No tip. Never a tip.

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thisguy883 49 points ago +49 / -0

My wife owns her own business. Every day she tells me about the black customers that come in and leave without tipping. They never tip. Ever.

They can roll up in a Bentley, wear all the expensive designer clothes, pull out stacks of cash, and still never tip.

When I was fixing the computer at the front desk, a black woman rolled up in a Cadillac, got her and her daughter an expensive service, and didn't tip, after my technician spent about an hour and half on them.

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South_Florida_Guy 14 points ago +14 / -0

And if you explain it to them, Google it, show them what prime rib is: racist, fired and sued

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redditbiggay 9 points ago +9 / -0

Seems like a trap. If you bring out either order you could say you wanted the other, boom, free meal.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 28 points ago +28 / -0

Due to the poor standards of English that are taught in many public schools (or due to lack of attendance and passing down of home literacy), some folks think that 'Prime Rib' comes from the back of a pig and is prepared with BBQ sauce.

When you return with Prime Rib, as was ordered, there is a marked increase in customer anger at the table due to unmet expectations.

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pushbackv2 29 points ago +29 / -0

Your racist white ears heard what they wanted to hear, instead of what they were axing for.

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x79q3pb 13 points ago +13 / -0

Thank you. I guess I'm privileged growing up in BBQ culture to understand the difference between the two. But I'd never be disrespectful to wait staff, wouldn't dream of it.

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CyclopticErotica 11 points ago +11 / -0

Menus should have pictures

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Klown_Kutz 8 points ago +8 / -0

And water with extra lemons and sugar.

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NC_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

And napkins and straws and ranch.

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RachetQueen2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

Or go to Olive Garden in a large group. One orders an entree. The rest demand breadsticks and salad. Also order waters with a ton of lemons.

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PraiseBeToScience 52 points ago +52 / -0

It means shoving the nail polish and a shitty weave down your pants and walking out, and then fighting the shop owner when you get caught and pulling a gun on the cops and then getting shot and getting a gold casket funeral and your friends all burn down the store.

That's the 'black market'.

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South_Florida_Guy 21 points ago +21 / -0

Sheeeeiiit!

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NC_patriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't understand why The Wire ended. I feel like it could have kept going forever.

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 5 points ago +5 / -0

Omar was a fag

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Destroy_WithLove 6 points ago +6 / -0

I feel dirty for upvoting this, but I'm doing it anyway.

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pushbackv2 21 points ago +21 / -0

When public knowledge about the sheer number of crimes committed by low IQ hood rats exceeds the media's capacity to spin the stories or conceal details.

We may have a new scientific law coming out of this. The only question is what to name it.

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South_Florida_Guy 24 points ago +25 / -1

Chimp theory

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pushbackv2 11 points ago +11 / -0

As it should be.

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TakenusernameA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dont insult the chimpanzee species by comparing them to humans.

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ChuckedBeef 12 points ago +12 / -0

Ironically, what the media is doing only inspires more of these crimes because joggers are emboldened and encouraged by it.

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excaliboor 2 points ago +4 / -2

They are emboldened and encouraged by conservatives taking it up their ass without any retort whatsoever.

It’s not the media’s job to stop criminals from stealing the country or beating up people in streets. Nor the military’s. Nor the DoJ’s.

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Psilocybik 4 points ago +4 / -0

Asians need to start carrying. And realize if they vote Democrat they're getting what they voted for.

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RememberKosciuszko 20 points ago +20 / -0

This would be so fucking hilarious

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Chaotikizm 9 points ago +9 / -0

Once you go black market you find yourself shopping along side Hunter.