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South_Florida_Guy 123 points ago +124 / -1

And they probably think the term "black market" means exactly what it sounds like they think it means.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 74 points ago +74 / -0

"I'll have the prime ribs."

Everyone who has waited tables understands what happens when you return with the order ....

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South_Florida_Guy 57 points ago +57 / -0

Dis ain't no ribz! I pacifically AXED for da RIBZ, bitch!

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MikeOxfat 14 points ago +15 / -1

"I asked for 20 ribz. You only brought me 12. I thought you meant a dub zen."