It's always been a joke, "Wow I thought this was real for a second!"
Not once, but twice recently I got caught actually thinking a Bee article was real.
The recent one where it said "CNN says that although the shooters is not white, he is morally white." and I thought it was real. We are deep into clown world.
Around 75% of lesbians were abused, and the globalist chemical experimentation probably didn't help. My theory is that the manly ones get the crazy parts of men and women's genetics so they have more trouble controlling the two attacks.
They should let them get equal pay... for the game they play against the men’s team because that is the only game that will generate the revenue required for such a raise.
As I believe most national womens' teams are in subsidized loss positions, as a general statement, any given peewee hockey team in mid-summer is more profitable.
It would AMAZING to see it though. Make the purse equivalent to the US Men's National Team. Hell, make the game for $1 million a player.... they aren't going to win under any circumstances is the funny part but making it high stakes would get people to watch and perhaps bring in some add revenue. Maybe give the losing team a 5% loser's purse guarantee or something.
Why did they use two pictures of the same kid?
Damnit, beat me to it.
x2
looks like before and after meth pics
*Before and after **liberalism pics.
FTFY.
Before and after college.
Nah. The one on the left's prettier. Cousins at best.
I thought the one on the right was the same dude 30 years later.
Hm... maybe more like 60 years later. But, you might be right.
30 years of smoking cigars later
He's a good Christian boy
One can hope. It'd mean a better life for him, in any case. Or, at least, so says every available reeeeeee-tastic stat.
How it started vs. how it’s going : Hormone-blockers edition
Misogyny
10/10 for wittiness. Love the Bee!
When we build the Museum of the 2nd American Revolution, the Babylon Bee is going to get its own wing.
https://www.cbssports.com/soccer/news/a-dallas-fc-under-15-boys-squad-beat-the-u-s-womens-national-team-in-a-scrimmage/
"I sure as hell ain't watching Woman's Soccer because of the tits anymore!"
- T.S. Twenty -
Every single day The Bee gets closer and closer to not being satire.
It's always been a joke, "Wow I thought this was real for a second!"
Not once, but twice recently I got caught actually thinking a Bee article was real.
The recent one where it said "CNN says that although the shooters is not white, he is morally white." and I thought it was real. We are deep into clown world.
The only way out, is through.
Why all butch lesbians look mad as Rapin' Hoe?
Around 75% of lesbians were abused, and the globalist chemical experimentation probably didn't help. My theory is that the manly ones get the crazy parts of men and women's genetics so they have more trouble controlling the two attacks.
They should let them get equal pay... for the game they play against the men’s team because that is the only game that will generate the revenue required for such a raise.
Here's what she fails to realize... her job is to fill seats. And she's not very good at it.
When did Anderson Cooper become a lesbian soccer player?
Astronaut gun meme
Always has been.
Poor 15 yo kid is going to not like the shit storm the bee is about to break
angry cunt who can't do a man's job
Just wait until the transgendered players start joining the team! Then those 15 will really regret trying to challenge the"woman's" team
Well, Rapinoe does get as many viewers as Messi and Ronaldo so she deserves equal pay.
...we'll, as many viewers as Messi or Ronaldo in an Oregon Radical Feminist commune, but...
This is brutal. Good work Bee.
And they get a bonus if they are non-white and from Oakland
A REGIONAL U16 boys team...beat the WORLD women's "champs."
And now think how these "women" celebrated. Like they solved hunger. LOL.
These clueless dykes are setting women back hundreds of years. Most women really aren't that self-absorbed.
Those are some pancake side hangers right there
Seems like the boys team should be paid more.
That boy's highschool soccer team would probably bring in a lot more money than the US soccer's woman league.
Probably does.
As I believe most national womens' teams are in subsidized loss positions, as a general statement, any given peewee hockey team in mid-summer is more profitable.
Holy fuck that is awesome.
It's such an obvious thing to use for a satire article but I've never actually thought about it until now. Bravo to the New.
"They're the same picture"
I'm no movie star, but I want to star in a film, and I want $20,000,000 and points, just like Tom Cruise gets. Equality!
Thats one hell of a before and after
They probably draw more fans too!
This is actually a great idea. Have them play in a game against the 14-15 boys amateur team for their entire pay.
Seeing how they lost 1-7 or something like that last time, I'm guessing they won't agree that that LOL WAHMEN
It would AMAZING to see it though. Make the purse equivalent to the US Men's National Team. Hell, make the game for $1 million a player.... they aren't going to win under any circumstances is the funny part but making it high stakes would get people to watch and perhaps bring in some add revenue. Maybe give the losing team a 5% loser's purse guarantee or something.
High stakes, winner take all? I'd watch that.
It's either that or the women play against themselves, shirts and skins. Otherwise I can't think of why anyone would tune in.
Brandi Chastain tore off her own jersey at the 1999 World Cup.
Which is easily the most famous and greatest moment in the history of women's soccer LOL.
I want actual shirts v. skins tho, no sports bras allowed.
That washed up cunt dyke needs to get a fucking facelift.
They''re on another level now
They're not women, they're females. No, they're transgendered possibly, no they're...I give up.
they're single
The boy on the right looks way older than 15.
If they could pay men less they would. The point of any business is to be profitable.
KEK
We've been making this joke for years. Usually the Bee is faster than this.
One of these things is not like the other one?
Ouch! LOL!
This is one of those where I didn’t see the bee first and was thrilled and then disappointed.
We need to start having straight male porn actors rise up and demand the same pay as the women and gay dudes.
I think the title should be: "The Bee hits two pillows with one stone."
Is that a woman on the right?