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shitposteranonymous 94 points ago +94 / -0

Why did they use two pictures of the same kid?

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xidenasshoe 22 points ago +22 / -0

Damnit, beat me to it.

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empiretc 14 points ago +14 / -0

x2

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Clydeen 6 points ago +6 / -0

looks like before and after meth pics

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MeanMisterMustardCap 1 point ago +1 / -0

*Before and after **liberalism pics.

FTFY.

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xidenasshoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Before and after college.

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TheToweringOtakunt 16 points ago +16 / -0

Nah. The one on the left's prettier. Cousins at best.

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SteelMongoose 14 points ago +14 / -0

I thought the one on the right was the same dude 30 years later.

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TheToweringOtakunt 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hm... maybe more like 60 years later. But, you might be right.

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ArchVileRespawned 6 points ago +6 / -0

30 years of smoking cigars later

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BananaWizard 5 points ago +6 / -1

He's a good Christian boy

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TheToweringOtakunt 2 points ago +3 / -1

One can hope. It'd mean a better life for him, in any case. Or, at least, so says every available reeeeeee-tastic stat.

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MySidesGoUp 3 points ago +3 / -0

How it started vs. how it’s going : Hormone-blockers edition

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robob2700 1 point ago +1 / -0

Misogyny

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Based_Asian 29 points ago +29 / -0

10/10 for wittiness. Love the Bee!

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War_Hamster 17 points ago +17 / -0

When we build the Museum of the 2nd American Revolution, the Babylon Bee is going to get its own wing.

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Tenspot20 18 points ago +18 / -0

"I sure as hell ain't watching Woman's Soccer because of the tits anymore!"

- T.S. Twenty -

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inglorious 14 points ago +14 / -0

Every single day The Bee gets closer and closer to not being satire.

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BingusCombat 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's always been a joke, "Wow I thought this was real for a second!"

Not once, but twice recently I got caught actually thinking a Bee article was real.

The recent one where it said "CNN says that although the shooters is not white, he is morally white." and I thought it was real. We are deep into clown world.

The only way out, is through.

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beta-detector 13 points ago +14 / -1

Why all butch lesbians look mad as Rapin' Hoe?

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TrumpAndGodWin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Around 75% of lesbians were abused, and the globalist chemical experimentation probably didn't help. My theory is that the manly ones get the crazy parts of men and women's genetics so they have more trouble controlling the two attacks.

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Kar3212345 11 points ago +11 / -0

They should let them get equal pay... for the game they play against the men’s team because that is the only game that will generate the revenue required for such a raise.

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Easter_Bunny 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here's what she fails to realize... her job is to fill seats. And she's not very good at it.

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LibTriggeringPatriot 11 points ago +11 / -0

When did Anderson Cooper become a lesbian soccer player?

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Skjolnir 2 points ago +2 / -0

Astronaut gun meme

Always has been.

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Surfsup 11 points ago +11 / -0

Poor 15 yo kid is going to not like the shit storm the bee is about to break

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cyberwar 8 points ago +9 / -1

angry cunt who can't do a man's job

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Redpill-notCommieRed 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just wait until the transgendered players start joining the team! Then those 15 will really regret trying to challenge the"woman's" team

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ScullyMully 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well, Rapinoe does get as many viewers as Messi and Ronaldo so she deserves equal pay.

...we'll, as many viewers as Messi or Ronaldo in an Oregon Radical Feminist commune, but...

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MugaUSA 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is brutal. Good work Bee.

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 5 points ago +5 / -0

And they get a bonus if they are non-white and from Oakland

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BigFreedomBoner 5 points ago +5 / -0

A REGIONAL U16 boys team...beat the WORLD women's "champs."

And now think how these "women" celebrated. Like they solved hunger. LOL.

These clueless dykes are setting women back hundreds of years. Most women really aren't that self-absorbed.

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g-money1 4 points ago +5 / -1

Those are some pancake side hangers right there

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slimgeezy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Seems like the boys team should be paid more.

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mailinvoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

That boy's highschool soccer team would probably bring in a lot more money than the US soccer's woman league.

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NotQuiteHuman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably does.

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Kweebecker 2 points ago +2 / -0

As I believe most national womens' teams are in subsidized loss positions, as a general statement, any given peewee hockey team in mid-summer is more profitable.

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Dudemanfoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy fuck that is awesome.

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censorthisss 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's such an obvious thing to use for a satire article but I've never actually thought about it until now. Bravo to the New.

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Omnes_Omnibus 2 points ago +2 / -0

"They're the same picture"

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VonBustacap 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm no movie star, but I want to star in a film, and I want $20,000,000 and points, just like Tom Cruise gets. Equality!

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BasedBBQtoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thats one hell of a before and after

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Emperorvoid 2 points ago +2 / -0

They probably draw more fans too!

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KuhlooKuhlay 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is actually a great idea. Have them play in a game against the 14-15 boys amateur team for their entire pay.

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censorthisss 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seeing how they lost 1-7 or something like that last time, I'm guessing they won't agree that that LOL WAHMEN

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KuhlooKuhlay 3 points ago +3 / -0

It would AMAZING to see it though. Make the purse equivalent to the US Men's National Team. Hell, make the game for $1 million a player.... they aren't going to win under any circumstances is the funny part but making it high stakes would get people to watch and perhaps bring in some add revenue. Maybe give the losing team a 5% loser's purse guarantee or something.

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RocketSprocket 1 point ago +1 / -0

High stakes, winner take all? I'd watch that.

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KuhlooKuhlay 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's either that or the women play against themselves, shirts and skins. Otherwise I can't think of why anyone would tune in.

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RocketSprocket 1 point ago +1 / -0

Brandi Chastain tore off her own jersey at the 1999 World Cup.

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KuhlooKuhlay 1 point ago +1 / -0

Which is easily the most famous and greatest moment in the history of women's soccer LOL.

I want actual shirts v. skins tho, no sports bras allowed.

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ThePatriot_2021 1 point ago +1 / -0

That washed up cunt dyke needs to get a fucking facelift.

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Heywood_youblowme 1 point ago +1 / -0

They''re on another level now

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philnmdg 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're not women, they're females. No, they're transgendered possibly, no they're...I give up.

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orange_dit [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

they're single

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Elvathelion 1 point ago +1 / -0

The boy on the right looks way older than 15.

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Darkheartisland 1 point ago +1 / -0

If they could pay men less they would. The point of any business is to be profitable.

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FightingTeuton 1 point ago +1 / -0

KEK

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SteelMongoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

We've been making this joke for years. Usually the Bee is faster than this.

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coolhandcuke 1 point ago +1 / -0

One of these things is not like the other one?

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Cnnsaidicantreadthis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ouch! LOL!

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LarryBugman 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is one of those where I didn’t see the bee first and was thrilled and then disappointed.

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BidenBuhtSecks 1 point ago +1 / -0

We need to start having straight male porn actors rise up and demand the same pay as the women and gay dudes.

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americandrunk 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think the title should be: "The Bee hits two pillows with one stone."

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Russianbot3001 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that a woman on the right?