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sentient-potato 32 points ago +33 / -1

Sadly, Texas is screwed unless we start shuttling them to DC.

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SHALL_NOT 13 points ago +14 / -1

I am in favor of this. Give the swamp the fruits of their policies.

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BigIronBigIron 11 points ago +12 / -1

DC? No, you want to send them to Martha's Vineyard, Catalina Island, Cupertino, Darien, Scarsdale, Bethesda, San Luis Obispo, Breckinridge, Telluride, Jackson Hole, Palm Beach, The Hamptons, Kennebunkport, Nantucket, Big Sur, Napa Valley...

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BallsackPaneer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Epically underrated comment.

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BigIronBigIron 6 points ago +6 / -0

You send migrants to DC and they'll just burden the middle and working class with them. (7k net loss per capita per annum? Not in their school district.) Send them to DC and they'd just be absorbed into already-dying blue collar America.

Deliver them directly to the gated communities, though, and watch how fast things change.

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BallsackPaneer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Having lived in inner-city Houston I'm no stranger to the "benevolence" from our outlying gated communities who always ponied up money to keep non-profits out of their neighborhoods. Inner city property was skyrocketing, but these "poor" non-profits always found the money to purchase a city block for a residential development or rehab.

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basedvirginian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah please don’t send them here. The DC fags will just ship them to Virginia or Maryland and make us pay for them instead

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Barrysstash 6 points ago +8 / -2

I’ll pay for that. It’d be hilarious.

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War_Hamster 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well, they have built a holding facility around the Capitol.

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kazimiera 4 points ago +4 / -0

Send them to the white house... Plenty of room for a few hundred. It's spring time now, and they can set up tents