While You Fools Have Been Buying Silver, I’ve Been Investing In Trump Hats.
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OMGSF - I have one. Anyone want paper certificate ownership?👊🏻
HOLD!!!! I even wore mine to DC for the InSuRrEcTiOn. I have pics! This hat was a part of history!!
DIAMOND HANDS, PEDES!!!!!!!!!! 💎🙌
Hahaha
I lost mine in a boating accident
We are not talking about your gun collection
What guns?
What hats?
Beryllium?
Unobtanium!
Spanish Inquisition.
Was it covered under insurance?
Lol I took a $400 hat hiking in the rain and mud with my toddler.
I’ve been wearing mine all over town flaunting my privilege.
Highjacking top comment to say if you are buying silver, but not physical silver:
DO NOT BUY FROM ETFs LIKE SLV. Their vaults are controlled by the likes of JP Morgan and others, and they intentionally short silver futures after selling it to these ETFs.
The only ETF that actually buys physical silver and doesn't have the big banks with a hand in their vault is PSLV. They're the only ETF who actually benefit from the price of silver going up.
This isn't investment advice, I'm not telling you whether you should of shouldn't buy silver. Just simply saying if you are going to buy silver, buy physical or from PSLV, the others were charged last year (with several indictments from each firm) by Trump's DOJ for artificially fucking with the price of silver through the other ETFs
Thank you, do you have any other info like this?
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/mbx510/slv_is_a_complete_scam_its_a_scalp_trade_set_up/
best article i've ever seen on the silver market and it's problems.
This guy seems to know what he's talking about. Check his pinned post. twitter.com/ThHappyHawaiian
I also watch this for motivation. reddit.com/r/Wallstreetsilver
Also, saw on Alex Jones tonight that there's a lawsuit against the Fed that may take effect later this year. https://www.infowars.com/posts/exclusive-massive-lawsuit-announced-to-challenge-private-federal-reserve-secrecy/
Many are willing to share info if asked. Best of luck!
Lin Wood told us in December to stock up on precious metals. Been buying all I can afford.
Lin Wood told us Trump would still be President.
Don’t take investment advice from Lin Wood.
There are at least 3 salty bitches.
Sorry Clowns, Lin Wood was fake and phony.
Well technically he was right. Trump is still the legitimate POTUS.
lol
Whiskey, tobacco, weeds's, Fishing rods and tackle, Food, a box of those water filtration straws that you can suck a puddle and get clean water.. You need things of value as well as valuable things. Diversify your Portfolio for when the fit hits the shan.
Props
Lin Wood is a grifter retard probably owns a shitload of silver and is pump and dumping you chumps
Good DD.
This is the one that I regret not buying.
I didn’t buy the Keep America Great one and I’m kicking myself now. That sold out so rarely because they reverted to MAGA when Covid hit
My regret is not buying the Space Force Trucker Hat. I have Space Force and Make Space Great Again but they were out of stock on the trucker hat.
The red trucker hat? It wasn’t actually out of stock, it was hidden. You had to use search instead of shopping by categories. Ordered one just before the store was shut down. I wear it everywhere
Well where the hell were you when I was trying to buy that hat?
There were a few threads back then and I commented the “search” tip in them. Wish you had seen it then, fren!
Awwwww..RATS!
Luckily found a 2016 shirt using that method too. I could only afford a MAGA and USA hat in 2016 and after a few years of President Trump, I was doing well enough to support him back nicely. My big miss is an authentic 2016 flag. No one sells them either and rightfully so. If you like the fit of the Space Force hats, I have a Stars & Stripes hat from the hotel/golf site (TrumpStore.com) and it’s really similar fitting although they use a different brand. They now have the USA hats too. I’m not sure how they compare to the campaign’s
I've been stocking up on Dr Suess, Aunt Jemima, Uncle Ben, Mr Potato Head etc etc
Gonna be rich.
The banned Dr. Suess books are going to be worth a fortune
But you have to find someone willing to pay you $400 for that.
In other news, I have about six MAGA hats I'm willing to part with for (puts pinky to corner of mouth) One Billion Dollars.
If Austin Powers was made today, we would scoff at a billion dollars just like they scoffed at a million dollars.
Congress is now extorting us for TRILLIONS.
**100 trillion dollars
Ill have you know I actually own One hundred trillion zimbabwe dollars, bigot.
We're going to need a new measure--something like AUs, but a magnitude larger. Pluto is only ~6 Billion miles away, so we are going tp need a few more decimal points.
Yeah, I have an official OG red hat from 2016 that I'll never sell.
See my other post. Official MAGA red hats are going for $1,000 dollars.
I got the OG white one that predates the red one.
Same. I'll never sell it, ever. I wish I could find the original little card that came with it. I never wore it either. It's on display.... I have others that were worn.
A billion will be chump change with the inflation we will go through.
Wore this hat to a Ford dealership in Texas. I got floor mats in an F-150 in exchange for two of these. its even in the paperwork.
😂
Thats fuckin awesome
You win.
I can’t math but I paid $30 for mine. That’s like a million percent increase!
billions and billions and billions
We are like a mini Trump!
Trump should invest in Trump hats...
Oh. Wait. He did.
A gorillion percent.
That's enough to start your own gorilla channel
Can someone PLEASE make a gorilla channel so I can watch?
That so fucking much I can’t math
DAAAAAMNNNN, Now I really need to punish my dog for gnawing on the bill of my hat lol.
Bad dog! Awww... I can’t stay mad at you.
I'm sure he's an excellent dog but he has to step up his game. There's a dog in the white house that likes to mess up false presidents.
Based Major. Biden’s own dog is sick of his shit.
Worth more now.
I could probably by a nice used car with my Trump hat collection. KEK!
https://patriots.win/p/11QSGyX7gr/saturday-haturday-hailing-from-t/c/
Impressive. Most impressive.
That Space Force Trucker Hat is worth some bucks.
Is that the elusive MAGAween hat I see on the right?
It sure is.
Sweet, I have an unworn Make Space Great Again hat.
I have that one too. It’s worth some bucks too. The Space Force Trucker Hat is going for a lot too.
Mine is well worn :)
User name checks out.
This is why lefties be stealing our hats.
Those fools were burning them.
On a unrelated note, I noticed an uptick on Craigslist and elsewhere for Jordans and other designer Merch after the BLM Riots.
I got me a mint Space Force T-Shirt from the official site still in the plastic and I think I even have the receipt.
Fuck... did I throw away the receipt?
Excellent! I'll be saving mine with all my kids beenie babies! They'll be worth a FORTUNE!
Now check the pumpkin hats
I tried to buy one when they first came out. They were sold out.
I'm not a collector of anything anymore but that one was special.
That's going to be worth big money someday.
I have the 2018 and 2019 pumpkin hats, but I missed out on the 2017 one!! 😭
Same! But those 2 are still sought after.
I got a 4-leaf clover MAGA hat and a Boaters for Trump KAG hat that are in mint condition, almost as rare as the Pumpkin...
Ooh the false-shamrock is one of the rarest ones
Fuckin jealous
Even better than Gamestop!
I'm going to keep wearing my Space Force hat until its tattered and faded.
That’s my everyday wear hat. Wearing it right now even...
As you should.
Fuck ebay. With their final value fees... eBay is ass ho
Precious commodity!
Wow! We have so many hats but I couldn't part with them lol
Let us know when it sells for that amount.
I’m not selling my Space Force hat!! Are you crazy? This is someone else’s eBay.
I still kick myself for not buying the Trump funko pop for like ten bucks.
Managed to get my hands in on the very last Cara Dune Funko Pop right before the controversies happened.
Just because someone’s asking doesn’t mean someone’s buying.
Haha yeah you are correct there, but this is Trump attire here. We are all extremely loyal to the GEOTUS. Anyone who isn't is a heretic.
I saw plenty of people at Trump’s Golf Club today that have the money to buy that hat and not even break a sweat.
You realize they ended up with that much money by not pissing away $500 on a hat.
An Hermes hat is like $800 and it doesn’t even say Space Force or MAGA on it
Has it sold for that, or is it listed for that.
You realize anyone can list anything on ebay with any Buy It Now price they want. Don't mean people are buyin' it.
That’s what they retail for in the store.
I had no idea wtf a Hermes hat is. Googled it.
Neckbeard shit. Shouldn't be surprised, I guess. Fat fedora wearing retards and wasting money, name a more iconic duo
lol ok
I have the Halloween #MAGA jack-o-lantern hat...
...in black!!!
Sauce?
Here's yer sauce:
https://patriots.win/p/12i3psWSjR/not-for-sale-/c/
It's a thing a of beauty!
LOL, don't believe me or somethin ?
They're worth money? I have that hat, and 6 others 😁
I have enough hats to finance my retirement.
I’m jelly 🥺
I have a Make Space Great Again hat, I will never part with it.
I have that hat. You can’t have it.
If my mum bought me a real MAGA hat instead of a fake one when the real ones were cheap, the value of my hat would be a lot. But my mum doesn't know the difference and she got it for me as a Christmas surprise.
It's the thought that counts :)
Nice surprise mom.... MY DISAPPOINTMENT IS IMMEASURABLE AND MY LIFE IS RUINED!
lol. It wasn't like that but it's ok, I still like my fake MAGA hat as it looks kind of close to the original except, it has slightly worse quality stitching and the American flag's stitching is wrong when compared to the original. It also doesn't have the green under visor. But that was still pretty nice of my mum and I might try and do well in school so I can convince her to buy me the real deal. She already knows it is counterfeit.
KEK, cool story bro.
Just kidding. I got mine by sheer luck. I went to the Walter Reed army hospital vigil when President Trump was sick. One of President Trump's team was walking around giving the gibs and there I was.
Good luck with your grades. I can't stress that importance highly enough. You sound like you have a good family support system. And you always have your patriot.win family. Tell you what. You get all A's on next semester I'll buy you an authentic Trump 45 hat. Screen capture this for motivation.
😀🤝
Thanks, I haven't gotten all A's in my grade as I have started year 11 and only have 3 terms of school instead of 4 which means I will be getting my report soon and had gotten a D+ in Maths on my first and only test for the semester. So it looks like you won't be getting me one very soon but I am trying very hard and hopefully I can fix my grade in Maths next semester and in my prelims (around August-September). I am not very good at maths but I am trying to get better and am being tutored.
Also, thank you for that Trump2024, that is nice of you but you don't have to do that for me!
Well, good luck with all that. Just trying to give you a little extra incentive. I'm glad you are taking education seriously. Cheers!
Thank you. And also Trump 2024! I hope it happens, would be the best 20th birthday present I'd get.
You brilliant bastard. I salute you!
That’s not my eBay. I’m not selling my hat.
Too the moon! Literally.
Anybody can post a hat on ebay for $400. Question is... did anyone buy it?
Can Trump please reopen the hat store? What gives?
So I take it there’s no hope of getting a space force shirt anymore :(
There is a Dude (I’m assuming their gender) in this very thread who claims they have a mint, still in plastic, Trump Space Force tee.
I’ve been diversifying my portfolio to include more brass and lead
Feinstein’s Driver.
Top Kek.
Driving Miss Commie.
Damn I should stop wearing mine everywhere.
Dammit, I remember seeing that one when it first came out and nearly buying it
My dad bought a bunch of silver.
Local guy told me that "maybe your kid's kid's kids will get your money back on it."
Definitely don't buy silver. Please leave it for me. Printing trillions of dollars could never go wrong. amIrite?
Haha love it!!!
Books:
I've got a pristine H/C of the novel (with dust jacket of course)
Ha! Nice girly SpaceForce hat. My buddy is hand carrying back from India a couple of these for me:
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c1/ff/b7/c1ffb715d661c4fd533e6822b3003e76.png
Let the bidding start at pinky at side of mouth ...... one MILLION dollars!
Don’t have that one but I’m grateful I bought 2 of most of the hats I did buy. No plans on selling and hopefully don’t find myself in a spot where I’d need to. I like to rock one and stock one
Jesus! I bought that hat for my son, and he lost it!
That's just an active listing, where a seller can quote an price at all; here are the ones that sold in the past 90 days; the highest went for $224.95. I see that the 2nd one, for $150, was sold by you:
https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_nkw=official+donald+trump+space+force+hat&_sacat=0&LH_Sold=1&LH_Complete=1&_sop=16
The top Trump hat sold for 699.99; it was a 2018 green St. Patty's Day hat:
https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p2334524.m570.l1313&_nkw=trump+hat&_sacat=0&LH_TitleDesc=0&_sop=16&_osacat=0&_odkw=official+donald+trump+space+force+hat&LH_Complete=1&LH_Sold=1
Found Mr. Buzz Kill. I too could use an extra $25 bucks these dayz.
I’ve sold ZERO hats.
$699 is more than the $30 most Trump hats sell for back in the day.
I'm not a big thinking kind of guy but it looks like your math checks out
i have about 40 and still almost bought an overpriced 150$ hat for my collection! never selling!
Hey u/space-force
I have a certified misprinted Gay Pride Maga hat. I noticed it said "Make Americ Great Again" when I opened the box it came in, and I have since left it inside the box. I noticed other official misprinted MAGA hats were selling in the thousands of dollars on ebay, unless someone makes me an offer I can't refuse, I plan on keeping it forever.
Keep it! Hold it! Cherish it!
That's the one I wanted...
Smart! The market is prime.
Selling price don’t mean shit. Show me sold listings.
Kinda looks like a butthole tho....
(*)
Just sayin
When you love buttholes, everything looks like a butthole to you.
I have some hats because I thought they looked cool. Never thought of it as hatcoin before.
Hat coin! Kek!
Mine cost $30.
Sounds like the Mission to Mars has been financed!