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MAGAMD 51 points ago +51 / -0

Lol. What are the numbers he scribbled in? Did he write the order of the people that were supposed to ask the pre approved questions?

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MuhFreeStuff 39 points ago +39 / -0

Correct.

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DZP1 21 points ago +21 / -0

In our totally spontaneous press conference, I call for the first question. Mr. Bogopus?

Bogo: I was supposed to be #3 sir.

Joe: Oh. Yes. Er, MsRestingbitchface?

RBF: Sir. what can you tell us about your plans for gun control?

Joe: I believe ... it's important to make sure everyone gets vaccinitized. You know. The thing.

RBF: Do you plan to collect assault rifles?

Joe: We have to make sure people get their second shots too.

Reporter: What do you plan to do about the border problem?

Joe: We need to confiscate every illegal weapon.

Aide: That's the end of questions. Everyone leave. We're out of time.

Reporter: We just started 90 seconds ago.

Joe: My eyes hurt. The lights are too bright. My pupils are dilated.

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MAGAMD 17 points ago +17 / -0

Journalist: Joe Biden wrecked the press in the most inspiring press conference in history.

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War_Hamster 4 points ago +4 / -0

RBF is fake news.

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MySidesGoUp 4 points ago +4 / -0

Those are Joe’s dogface pony soldier bets. He’s going for the Trifecta-aaaaaaarrrrrggghhhhhdeeeerrrrrpppppp

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Wokepedia 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gotta sync up the teleprompter to the right question.

Otherwise, a gun control question might get an answer about infrastructure. Oh wait...

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ModelMinority 29 points ago +29 / -0

At this point, I would question Xiden's ability to read a Dr. Seuss book to children.

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projectarcturus1 12 points ago +12 / -0

He would smell them, not read to them.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hide the scratch n' sniff!

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DairyBoy 24 points ago +24 / -0

And Trump went out and talked to those fuckin hyenas with nothing in his hands. Every day practically. Joe Biden is a potato.

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Jsmitty112 10 points ago +10 / -0

Come on man! I just dropped my green eggs and ham. You’re info is my spam. It’s not sir it is Ma’am!

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NoTimeToBleed 7 points ago +7 / -0

If this presidency is scripted, can we just flip about 5 pages to when Biden is no longer president?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Harass will be better than Bidet?

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Libertardian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Commie Hairass.

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MrMcGreenGenes 7 points ago +7 / -0

Should the people with the X by their names be worried?

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Moistbreadcrumb 6 points ago +6 / -0

T, T, T, TODAY JR!

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IllKissYourBoobies 5 points ago +5 / -0

Anyone have the high quality original?

I can put find one without type in potato quality.

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J0shua 2 points ago +2 / -0

Heh.

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slowmotrin 3 points ago +3 / -0

The cat had a friend named Corn Pop, Corn Pop was a bad dude, and he ran with a lot of bad boys.

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GeorgeWTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like “reporter” #1 got an F. You’ll get em next time buddy!

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cciv 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wonder why some got X'ed out.

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KungPaoMcChicken 2 points ago +2 / -0

100% drip fed questions.

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jimboonie 1 point ago +1 / -0

For some reason this is coming out in Brian Regan's voice for me.

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MinneMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, anyway...

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R-A-T-S- 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well it would explain why If i'm not mistaken, he called some of them by name.

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holliday50 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why do you reckon #1 has an "F" next to his picture? Anybody know who that is?

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redinmn 1 point ago +1 / -0

I cant believe they had to number the order of who to call on so he didnt get the wrong person with the wrong question.

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bill_in_texas 2 points ago +2 / -0

I CAN believe it. Scripted question and answer session, and the picture, combined with the reading of the note cards pretty much confirms it. Having said all that, Joe still did much better than I expected.

He is apparently still there enough to get through it with a bunch of crutches, somebody in his ear saying, read card number 9, Joe. Joe actually can find card 9 and read it. He exceeded my expectations, really.

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RedPillMAGALegend -13 points ago +2 / -15

This is also a wasted sticky. Sorry, lol

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TownHallBall 10 points ago +12 / -2

This comment of yours is even more of a waste. Chill out pede.

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RedPillMAGALegend -9 points ago +2 / -11

I am chilled out, just call em how i see em. Shits a stupid post. End of story lol

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mikethemarine 12 points ago +12 / -0

so that means you don't understand the post, it is scripted with the people and questions that he wanted to answer. they gave him 4 weeks to practice, then didn't call on anyone that would give a question that might confuse Mr. Potato head. One person went off script and fucked him up and another asked about gun control and his script was on infrastructure off script again, could you imagine if President Trump did that they would have called him incompetent. Which Biden/POTATO HEAD is

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RedPillMAGALegend -1 points ago +3 / -4

Ahhhhh ok. I get it now. Thx