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MAGAMD 51 points ago +51 / -0

Lol. What are the numbers he scribbled in? Did he write the order of the people that were supposed to ask the pre approved questions?

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MuhFreeStuff 39 points ago +39 / -0

Correct.

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DZP1 21 points ago +21 / -0

In our totally spontaneous press conference, I call for the first question. Mr. Bogopus?

Bogo: I was supposed to be #3 sir.

Joe: Oh. Yes. Er, MsRestingbitchface?

RBF: Sir. what can you tell us about your plans for gun control?

Joe: I believe ... it's important to make sure everyone gets vaccinitized. You know. The thing.

RBF: Do you plan to collect assault rifles?

Joe: We have to make sure people get their second shots too.

Reporter: What do you plan to do about the border problem?

Joe: We need to confiscate every illegal weapon.

Aide: That's the end of questions. Everyone leave. We're out of time.

Reporter: We just started 90 seconds ago.

Joe: My eyes hurt. The lights are too bright. My pupils are dilated.

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MAGAMD 17 points ago +17 / -0

Journalist: Joe Biden wrecked the press in the most inspiring press conference in history.

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War_Hamster 4 points ago +4 / -0

RBF is fake news.

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MySidesGoUp 4 points ago +4 / -0

Those are Joe’s dogface pony soldier bets. He’s going for the Trifecta-aaaaaaarrrrrggghhhhhdeeeerrrrrpppppp

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Wokepedia 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gotta sync up the teleprompter to the right question.

Otherwise, a gun control question might get an answer about infrastructure. Oh wait...