1962 I guess Joe doesn’t hate Dr Seuss after all (media.patriots.win) posted 20 days ago by sledgehammer82 20 days ago by sledgehammer82 +1962 / -0 35 comments share 35 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (35) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 51 ▼ – MAGAMD 51 points 20 days ago +51 / -0 Lol. What are the numbers he scribbled in? Did he write the order of the people that were supposed to ask the pre approved questions? permalink save report block reply ▲ 39 ▼ – MuhFreeStuff 39 points 20 days ago +39 / -0 Correct. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 17 ▼ – deleted 17 points 20 days ago +17 / -0 ▲ 21 ▼ – DZP1 21 points 20 days ago +21 / -0 In our totally spontaneous press conference, I call for the first question. Mr. Bogopus? Bogo: I was supposed to be #3 sir. Joe: Oh. Yes. Er, MsRestingbitchface? RBF: Sir. what can you tell us about your plans for gun control? Joe: I believe ... it's important to make sure everyone gets vaccinitized. You know. The thing. RBF: Do you plan to collect assault rifles? Joe: We have to make sure people get their second shots too. Reporter: What do you plan to do about the border problem? Joe: We need to confiscate every illegal weapon. Aide: That's the end of questions. Everyone leave. We're out of time. Reporter: We just started 90 seconds ago. Joe: My eyes hurt. The lights are too bright. My pupils are dilated. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 17 ▼ – MAGAMD 17 points 20 days ago +17 / -0 Journalist: Joe Biden wrecked the press in the most inspiring press conference in history. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – War_Hamster 4 points 20 days ago +4 / -0 RBF is fake news. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – MySidesGoUp 4 points 20 days ago +4 / -0 Those are Joe’s dogface pony soldier bets. He’s going for the Trifecta-aaaaaaarrrrrggghhhhhdeeeerrrrrpppppp permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Wokepedia 3 points 20 days ago +3 / -0 Gotta sync up the teleprompter to the right question. Otherwise, a gun control question might get an answer about infrastructure. Oh wait... permalink parent save report block reply
Lol. What are the numbers he scribbled in? Did he write the order of the people that were supposed to ask the pre approved questions?
Correct.
In our totally spontaneous press conference, I call for the first question. Mr. Bogopus?
Bogo: I was supposed to be #3 sir.
Joe: Oh. Yes. Er, MsRestingbitchface?
RBF: Sir. what can you tell us about your plans for gun control?
Joe: I believe ... it's important to make sure everyone gets vaccinitized. You know. The thing.
RBF: Do you plan to collect assault rifles?
Joe: We have to make sure people get their second shots too.
Reporter: What do you plan to do about the border problem?
Joe: We need to confiscate every illegal weapon.
Aide: That's the end of questions. Everyone leave. We're out of time.
Reporter: We just started 90 seconds ago.
Joe: My eyes hurt. The lights are too bright. My pupils are dilated.
Journalist: Joe Biden wrecked the press in the most inspiring press conference in history.
RBF is fake news.
Those are Joe’s dogface pony soldier bets. He’s going for the Trifecta-aaaaaaarrrrrggghhhhhdeeeerrrrrpppppp
Gotta sync up the teleprompter to the right question.
Otherwise, a gun control question might get an answer about infrastructure. Oh wait...