1962 I guess Joe doesn’t hate Dr Seuss after all (media.patriots.win) posted 20 days ago by sledgehammer82 20 days ago by sledgehammer82 +1962 / -0 35 comments share 35 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (35) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 39 ▼ – MuhFreeStuff 39 points 20 days ago +39 / -0 Correct. permalink save report block reply ▲ 17 ▼ – deleted 17 points 20 days ago +17 / -0 ▲ 21 ▼ – DZP1 21 points 20 days ago +21 / -0 In our totally spontaneous press conference, I call for the first question. Mr. Bogopus? Bogo: I was supposed to be #3 sir. Joe: Oh. Yes. Er, MsRestingbitchface? RBF: Sir. what can you tell us about your plans for gun control? Joe: I believe ... it's important to make sure everyone gets vaccinitized. You know. The thing. RBF: Do you plan to collect assault rifles? Joe: We have to make sure people get their second shots too. Reporter: What do you plan to do about the border problem? Joe: We need to confiscate every illegal weapon. Aide: That's the end of questions. Everyone leave. We're out of time. Reporter: We just started 90 seconds ago. Joe: My eyes hurt. The lights are too bright. My pupils are dilated. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 17 ▼ – MAGAMD 17 points 20 days ago +17 / -0 Journalist: Joe Biden wrecked the press in the most inspiring press conference in history. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – War_Hamster 4 points 20 days ago +4 / -0 RBF is fake news. permalink parent save report block reply
Correct.
In our totally spontaneous press conference, I call for the first question. Mr. Bogopus?
Bogo: I was supposed to be #3 sir.
Joe: Oh. Yes. Er, MsRestingbitchface?
RBF: Sir. what can you tell us about your plans for gun control?
Joe: I believe ... it's important to make sure everyone gets vaccinitized. You know. The thing.
RBF: Do you plan to collect assault rifles?
Joe: We have to make sure people get their second shots too.
Reporter: What do you plan to do about the border problem?
Joe: We need to confiscate every illegal weapon.
Aide: That's the end of questions. Everyone leave. We're out of time.
Reporter: We just started 90 seconds ago.
Joe: My eyes hurt. The lights are too bright. My pupils are dilated.
Journalist: Joe Biden wrecked the press in the most inspiring press conference in history.
RBF is fake news.