So, a DEA agent approaches a rancher...
⚠️ HIGH ENERGY⚠️
Rancher is on his property when a DEA agent shows up.... DEA agemt says "i have to search your property for any illicit crops". Rancher says "fine.. But dont go in that one field over there". DEA agent is livid and pulls out his badge and shoves it in the ranchers face... "You see this badge? This badge lets me go wherever I want on your property, and there isn't anything you can do about it!". Rancher shrugs his shoulders as the DEA agent heads for the field. Moments later, screams from the DEA agent can be heard as the rancher's prized bull Is running after him... Just as the DEA agent is about to be gored to death, the ranchers yells: " YOUR BADGE!...SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!"
All 3 letters should help him. One by one
This one's different; I was waiting for the line where he calls his brother and says "don't bother gassing up the tractor to plow your back half, those feds did it for free. Happy Birthday"
Funny thing is, something similar happened to my dad.
There was a proposed oil pipeline that would have cut straight through our farm. My dad knew he couldn't fight it, so he got smart. He pointed out that their proposed path would destroy our most productive field, and take them very close to preserved wetlands. Diverting a mere 200 yards south of their proposed location would put it in the middle of our pasture. They would have much easier access to do the initial construction and any required maintenance, and we could graze cattle right over top of it.
They agreed. We only asked that they give us notice when they wanted to do the site survey so we could move the cattle out of that pasture for their protection. They didn't.
2 guys showed up to do the survey, completely unannounced. They just let themselves into the pasture. Ernie didn't like these strange men near his girlfriends. Thank God, I saw what was going on. The guy with the clipboard took off running, while the guy with all the survey gear was waddling along trying to keep up. I grabbed a pitchfork and ran out there, and put myself in the middle.