That’s the issue here. Most people here would do this as well. What good is it buried in the ground? You know your going to hand them over. If this is your plan, give them up now. It doesn’t say “ a well regulated gun range” or “A well regulated hunting club” or “ well regulated home invasion that will never happen” it says well regulated militia being necessary for the security of a free state.
Timmy should also bury dozens of pieces of metal so if the Feds show up with metal detectors, it'll take 'em days to dig up all the metal... because fuck them!
That’s the issue here. Most people here would do this as well. What good is it buried in the ground? You know your going to hand them over. If this is your plan, give them up now. It doesn’t say “ a well regulated gun range” or “A well regulated hunting club” or “ well regulated home invasion that will never happen” it says well regulated militia being necessary for the security of a free state.
Timmy would seal his fate and his countries by burying his contraband, never to be used.
If it's time to bury them it's time to use them.
Timmy wants to live.
Timmy should also bury dozens of pieces of metal so if the Feds show up with metal detectors, it'll take 'em days to dig up all the metal... because fuck them!
What they forgot to mention was this is Timmy's 5th cache.