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FuckGovernment 39 points ago +39 / -0

In the promo, Elmo sits down next to a new muppet named Fentanyl Floyd.

"What's that white powder you're sniffing and dipping stolen cigarettes into?" Asked Elmo.

"This is Fentanyl," says Floyd.

"Where is your daughter and her mother?" Asked Elmo

"In another state," said Fentanyl Floyd.

"Do you help support your daughter with child support?" Asked Elmo

"No. I haven't seen her in several years. Since she was a baby. I do drugs and film pornos and steal cigarettes from minority business owners instead." Said Floyd