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yuugecrowds 70 points ago +70 / -0

Wait until episode 2 when the dad goes out for milk and never comes back.

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Oldguard08 34 points ago +34 / -0

Newport's more likely. Milk is racist. Furthermore, lactose intolerance tends to be more common among Blacks, Asians, Arabs, Hispanics, Native Americans, Jews, Italians, Greeks, according to a 1988 study conducted by the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition.

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basedvirginian 18 points ago +18 / -0

Hell yeah! Another reason to be proud of my 100% europeanness. Gonna chug some milk to celebrate