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Grimby 64 points ago +66 / -2

Also the ship drew a cock and balls before it got stuck. Kek.

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Saxmaster 23 points ago +24 / -1

Maybe it's being remote controlled by hackers with brightly colored hats.

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NotAPuma 8 points ago +8 / -0

Clown Noses too?

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Barbs 6 points ago +6 / -0

It was actually just a circling pattern as it waited it’s turn to go through the locks (it’s a canal), but it’s still pretty funny.

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kornesque 4 points ago +4 / -0

The buttocks was a nice finishing move lmao

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anon09 [S] 16 points ago +17 / -1

what a fun way to distract people, right? that's what all of the headlines and memes are. cock & balls.

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pissedlizard 13 points ago +13 / -0

Wouldn’t you if you wanted to draw attention to yourself? Like “look at this boat - Something big is gonna happen tonight and I am getting everyone’s attention”? Isn’t that actual advice from counter piracy people in the area?

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WhitePowerRanger 9 points ago +9 / -0

I know when I draw humongous cocks that only satellites can pick up, I mean business.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s like shouting into the aether, HEY ANONS, WATCH THIS!

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Usernames1 12 points ago +12 / -0

Where?

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FormerLibtard94 23 points ago +23 / -0

On the map of its travels, it drew a literal dick and balls

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Wearyman 11 points ago +11 / -0

I love how the story calls it a "penis and butt" apparently none of the NY Post writers have seen balls before. (There's a joke in there, I just know it.)

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RedAltoids 1 point ago +1 / -0

My favorite part of the whole story.

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KajensAngel 1 point ago +1 / -0

I find that bit hilarious. 🤣