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IncredibleMrE1 173 points ago +173 / -0

The booze, botox, and vicodin are all fighting for control.

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NotAPuma 54 points ago +54 / -0

According to House M.D., Vicodin wins.

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Gemini42 21 points ago +23 / -2

Great show.

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NotAPuma 17 points ago +20 / -3

Minus the Degeneracy, Rampant Medical Misconceptions, and Bitchy Characters. Agreed, Good show.

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Gemini42 17 points ago +17 / -0

I thought Hugh Laurie was great. Reminds me of Papa Trump - I'll say what I want, when I want and I don't care.

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BaldyGull 8 points ago +8 / -0

He is a great actor. Saw him on a talk show and he had an accent and no limp and that seemed like the act.

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Winning_Bigly 16 points ago +16 / -0

Pretty sure she needs Horse M.D. to get the levels of drugs and booze she runs on.

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Poobin420 24 points ago +25 / -1

Also the vaccine. Bell's palsy saying hello!

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AmericaFloats 19 points ago +19 / -0

struggling to recover from bells' right now, and let me just say - doesn't present the same for everyone.

I lost total feeling from the center of the left side of my face, spiderwebbing to my jaw & eye, but could still totally move and talk and didn't look much different..

just could not feel anything. totally numb like i just went to a dentist who works on left-faces.

no, it was not from a vaccine of any kind. I was traveling. next morning, woke up with half a face with feeling, half without.

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DiamondsOnTheFloor 18 points ago +18 / -0

Fast healing to you, fren.

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AmericaFloats 6 points ago +6 / -0

thank you (all)!

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JohnnieRico 9 points ago +10 / -1

Happened to me a few years ago. One morning the left side of my face just stopped working, scans showed nothing wrong, went away on its own months later. Still had feeling and nothing drooped like a stroke, just couldn't move it. I think I had to focus on blinking the left eye specifically, chewing was weird. But yeah you get used to it and then it goes away and now it's like it never happened.

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IncredibleMrE1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Praying you recover soon, fren.

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Poobin420 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am sorry to hear it. I hope you get well soon.

My joke is directed at Pelosi. Not at anyone else unfortunate enough to get Bell's.

I'm sure you took no offense, but just saying.

Stay safe.

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AmericaFloats 4 points ago +4 / -0

totally none taken. just letting others know

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Poobin420 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damnit, you are right.

Alcohol it is then!!!

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dianabrown1 3 points ago +3 / -0

THAT would be priceless...

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War_Hamster 8 points ago +8 / -0

Pathological lying has a physical effect as well. At least on normal humans.

Not sure about lizard-kin.

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sordfysh 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was gonna say, that looks like someone who has had repeated Botulism toxin poisonings in their face.

The medical community needs to work harder to prevent the Botulism toxin from making its way into rich people's face. It's become an epidemic!

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beta-detector 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nancy Edgar needs more sugar

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christ93_1 48 points ago +49 / -1

Too much booze

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SteelDriver 19 points ago +20 / -1

Too much plastic surgery, too.

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Redpillgirlfrommars 8 points ago +9 / -1

Bruce jenner has the same eye problem. Same eye, too. Way too much plastic surgery.

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Leatherwood 11 points ago +11 / -0

MASK MALFUNCTION.

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fthecoup 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rhymes with Botox.

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Gooseontheloose 3 points ago +3 / -0

Beatbox?

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nzsvz9 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bitch.

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Chuj 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pet rocks?

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jtt888 33 points ago +33 / -0

That's one of the signs of demon possession.

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ChyNahAzzWhole 10 points ago +10 / -0

That is true.

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deleted 17 points ago +17 / -0
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basedvirginian 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fs in the chat for the demon bois

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DianeKarinax0 8 points ago +8 / -0

Can't upvote this enough

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MuhNameJeff 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why is this not top comment?

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LordHandshake 29 points ago +29 / -0

Please tell me this is shopped.

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sordfysh 58 points ago +59 / -1

It is. Pelosi is only one person, not three people. And 60 Minutes doesn't allow human-sized chameleons onto their show. OSHA regulations.

They were shopped together from different photos. You can tell from the clear edges between the six subjects.

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M16A4 16 points ago +16 / -0

This man shops

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NotDangerousGame 10 points ago +11 / -1

I love you. No homo.

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LordHandshake 5 points ago +5 / -0

thank God. I thought they had her debate her offspring.

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dianabrown1 2 points ago +3 / -1

Nope.....

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firepinto 27 points ago +27 / -0

The serpent's seed.

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DrBJTester 17 points ago +17 / -0

Lizard person confirmed. KEK

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Monkeybeardontcare 17 points ago +17 / -0

this is photoshopped right?

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CommieCucker 34 points ago +35 / -1

No that's an actual chameleon

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dianabrown1 1 point ago +2 / -1

Nope....

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deleted 16 points ago +16 / -0
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left_reddit_for_this 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wth is wet brain!?!

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MuhNameJeff 7 points ago +7 / -0

Some alcoholics develop a slight “retardation” called wet brain. Used to work with someone who had it. Sad stuff

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left_reddit_for_this 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ahh my dad calls it being pickled. Very sad, just never heard the term before.

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dastumer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Aren’t everyone’s brains wet?

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 14 points ago +14 / -0

the demon inside her tries to get out.

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Winston_Smith84 12 points ago +12 / -0

That my friends is a demon in a skin suit.

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DicerningSword 12 points ago +12 / -0

Who would of imagined that injecting yourself with baby blood might have unforeseen effects.

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GEhrets 9 points ago +9 / -0

What a fucking ugly human being.

Inside and outside.

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Bonami 9 points ago +9 / -0

Botox, lots and lots of botox.

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NotDangerousGame 8 points ago +8 / -0

Again, every time I see Pelosi all I can think of is the Edgar suit from MIB.

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Patriot_Lettuce 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know what you mean.

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justwow 8 points ago +8 / -0

The mask is slipping. Today is her 82nd bday.

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One4Freedom 6 points ago +6 / -0

Man it’s like that shit from westworld. When they all started to malfunction. Ps I’ve only seen the first episode.

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panic_scam 5 points ago +5 / -0

This actually made me lol

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HurdyGurdyHer 6 points ago +6 / -0

There's a lot wrong with that she-jackal. Her eyes are the windows to the brimstone pit inside.

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conservativefrank 6 points ago +6 / -0

Drunk, as always.

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gropedbybiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

i wish i could get to feeling THAT loose jesus christ

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RiverFenix 5 points ago +5 / -0

Adrenochrome withdrawl

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OnlyTrump20 5 points ago +5 / -0

Botox and facelifts do not restore your youth. They just turn you into something else un-natural that you were never meant to look like.

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Magog 5 points ago +5 / -0

DTs

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RedPillMAGALegend 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well she’s always drunk lets not forget but she could be havin multiple strokes. Hopefully the big one is coming. Saying for a friend

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Wohwoh1911 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hoping for a friend,it’s gonna be really soon.

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RedPillMAGALegend 2 points ago +2 / -0

?????

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factdigger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Too much botox

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Meddlesom 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hope it was a fucking stroke.

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gibesmone 4 points ago +4 / -0

Prolly a stroke

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b0ss 3 points ago +3 / -0

Daddy must have punched her for not pushing the agenda strong enough in the house as he wanted.

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swimmingguy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that edited or real?

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conservativeyuppie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey man wtf is wrong with you? That chameleon thing is way cuter than that sentient corpse thing on the left.

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MySidesGoUp 3 points ago +3 / -0

She looks like she’s ready for some...

Baby-yyyyyyyyy Rrrrrroooooofffff !!

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Trumpnado_warning 2 points ago +2 / -0

Her Central Demonic Processor was shorted out by a vodka flash flood

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dianabrown1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Age and too much designer ice cream. Both tend to sneak up on you like that.

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ChyNahAzzWhole 2 points ago +2 / -0

adreanoChrome poisoning. The stem cells of the murdered children are fighting back!

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Shaffro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Drunk as a skunk. Liver is rotten.

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RARA2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Black eye Gang!

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HallucinatingElvis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Xanax

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Ic3D 2 points ago +2 / -0

What ever it is it makes the frogs gay!

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romanhelmet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Covid Shot # 2

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

She’s a demon wearing a skin suit

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YodaBannon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Claymated goblin

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ginnydyer 2 points ago +2 / -0

One of her eyes is saying open sesame, the other is saying open biden.

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Nancys_drooping_eye 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks fine to me

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cyberwar 1 point ago +1 / -0

thats called subdermal botox shift

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Fitzgel56 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too much Botox!!?

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Mockingsmirk45 1 point ago +1 / -0

Know any stroke victims?

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panic_scam 1 point ago +1 / -0

SUGAR. IN WATER.

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