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Trump would have had the Suez Canal problem solved in an afternoon. (media.patriots.win) 🇺🇸🎖️ MEME ARMY 🎖️🇺🇸
posted ago by Crankyboy ago by Crankyboy +3158 / -1
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PB_Mack 45 points ago +50 / -5

Or...and hear me out...remove cargo containers until it's light enough to float off without any actual destruction?

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Lonnie62 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s way to smart man! That’s like letting some of the air out of tires when stuck under a bridge!

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have wondered if they could run directional drilling under it and pump air to try to bubble underneath it and reduce suction like when you put air under ships to reduce freezing in.

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Thwok 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tons and tons of bacon grease, and a solid push.

That's how we got my friend's lard-ass mother-in-law through the door.