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TexasPride 31 points ago +31 / -0

I just dropped a girl because she pulled out the "Well I'm a Gemini" in an argument about why she's so nagging and annoying when we are just fuck buddies. The brainwashing is real lol

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CisThiccDummy 10 points ago +12 / -2

Okay but geminis are fucking nagging and annoying

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yurimodin 8 points ago +8 / -0

True, EX-Wife was a gemini...

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DonJr2032 10 points ago +10 / -0

In case anyone isn't aware, astrology is total bullshit. Don't fall for it. Reject it.

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yurimodin 9 points ago +9 / -0

trust me she was a nagging bitch without the help of the stars or whatever....

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ztrich007 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just because yours was doesn’t prove they all are

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yurimodin 2 points ago +2 / -0

women or geminis?

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ztrich007 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know you’re kinda joking. It’s just I hope some chick doesn’t see this and let it contribute moreso to her beliefs in astrology. Lord knows we could use less of that

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slangin_paint 2 points ago +2 / -0

Found tge Gemini

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Sl0re10 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only some of the time.

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South_Florida_Guy 20 points ago +20 / -0

Dodged a bullet if you ask me. Now is the time to run.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 18 points ago +18 / -0

Abortion is always wrong as fuck, but from an objective amoral viewpoint, yeah - dude just saved himself a shitload of Child Support payments.

Now he needs to dump that older bitch before she goes fallow and get a younger woman.

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South_Florida_Guy 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah but it's also a win if retards aren't reproducing, especially with other retards.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oof!

(Kek... Brutal, but Kek :) )

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TexasPride 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fuck I love you Floridians

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South_Florida_Guy 14 points ago +14 / -0

We're the hot cousin Texas is secretly jealous of. 😏

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TexasPride 7 points ago +7 / -0

I dont think you could be more accurate, wow

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BidenSniffsLittleKid [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

DeSantis shall be the next emperor, kek wills it

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itpeeswhenibern 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let it be written

Let it be true

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loooooof 18 points ago +18 / -0

"I'm upset"... We are doomed.

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TexasPride 17 points ago +17 / -0

Right? This guy is fucked and cucked

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fuckthealphabetsoup 13 points ago +13 / -0

More than likely wasn't his kid anyway...

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 8 points ago +8 / -0

Probably needed any excuse to ensure that he didn't see the kid being the wrong color.

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pissedlizard 12 points ago +13 / -1

We all know it was some black dudes kid because your white guilt insisted and her need for penis imbued you with a bit of a genetic hiccup you no longer want.

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yurimodin 5 points ago +5 / -0

FACTS......she aborted to hide her affair.

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pissedlizard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not enough

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WhatWouldMountainDew 7 points ago +7 / -0

The guy married a woman where

  • abortion was even an option
  • is into astrology
  • is 4 years older than him

She never respected him, or his child. In fact she probably got the abortion because she figured out the child was a boy and it had nothing to to with astrology.

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Vermin 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have met some Sagittarius that are a little hard to deal with but I never thought about ending their lives over it.

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grad16uc 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you met me ex, that tune would change.

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Vermin 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤣 I guess they get to be ex's for a good reason.

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Zhongda 6 points ago +6 / -0

Do stay with her, since you enjoy murder and "love". You deserve it.

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DeMayor-4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

I support men’s rights. A baby is of a man and Women. Why does a woman get the final say?

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NormalCitizen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude needs a better wife.

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starch4thewin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Could this be grounds for an annulment? That would be even better. No matter what, run.

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KABLAMICA 3 points ago +3 / -0

she must have been a virgo

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AllTheWayTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Time to get a divorce and never look back.

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neokulak 2 points ago +2 / -0

Astrology is satanism, change my mind.

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TheSaltyProphet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Time to find you a new wife.

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Junkevil 3 points ago +3 / -0

They died for this.

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live_to_thrive 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can’t believe these two people exist. Oh, wait, yes I can.