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daty_dato 23 points ago +23 / -0

Picking that pussy to play Hulk was a cruel joke.

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WeaponizedSmirk 3 points ago +3 / -0

He doesn't play Hulk, he plays Bruce Banner. A computer plays Hulk.

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lo_there 14 points ago +14 / -0

And the one that was most masculine, Thor, they gave him PTSD and made hime fat as fuck.

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Illah88zillah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cucumber cobblepatch? He's so ugly and weak

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Ilikefries 2 points ago +2 / -0

He gave gay spock a run for his money when he played Khan. Also Khan was super buff back in the day so yeah

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Olds77 8 points ago +9 / -1

Because they were actually masculine actors playing characters that were allowed to be masculine and they had dialogue that fit. Vin Diesel and the Rock are pretty muscular as are quite a few others, but they can't act, have poor charisma and the movies dialog is worse. Arnold didn't look too bad after he stopped being the governor, but every single movie he did after was dog shit compared even to the Seventh Day and Eraser so I don't think it's entirely on the actors, but the dialog, plot and director too.

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remember1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

Body building is too hard.

Thinking is too hard.

Working is too hard!

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RussianLimbaugh 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dolph Lundgren was so fine that I rooted against Rocky. That stone faced Swedish Zeus of a man is my jam.

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FreePeach4All 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fuck that! I hated Ican Drago like I was fucking raised to. The fucking russians wanted to nuke all of us schoolchildren while we hid under our desks. Just like that until 1990-whatever and now i sorta love russians

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 5 points ago +5 / -0

Top row played soldiers, fighters, and in one case a murderous robot.

Bottom row all play superheroes.

You don't really see everyman hero (John McClane etc.) these days. It's all superheroes. Training montages were replaced with scenes of the hero testing out his new superpowers. Don't lift weights or anything, just get injected with magical juice.

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TGNX 4 points ago +4 / -0

Spider Man at least makes sense that he's a kid.

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yorito 4 points ago +4 / -0

Schwarzenegger became a liberal idiot

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lordvon 3 points ago +3 / -0

yeah what is going on. is it the microplastics causing micropenis?

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CynicalTwit22 3 points ago +3 / -0

Toxic masculinity garners an X rating today...

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NotProgCensored 3 points ago +3 / -0

Could be worse. They could all be alphabet women.

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BigHandsome91 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are emulating the appearance of their most profitable audience.

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223_Liberty_Tree 2 points ago +2 / -0

All of them have been and are still really fucking gay

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BoerboelMummy 2 points ago +2 / -0

When I die, bury me in the 1980's, in a coffin wide enough to accommodate the shoulder pads of my Saint Laurent, Prince of Wales check, jacket.

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Raymann 1 point ago +1 / -0

laughs in Chuck Norris

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hackinthebox 1 point ago +1 / -0

VERY homoerotic 😍😍😍

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WeaponizedSmirk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, RDJ is shredded. You don't need to be bulky to be an action hero. Holland, RDJ, and Cumberbatch are all jacked.

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Donald2Q2Q 1 point ago +1 / -0

I believe it's called the SoyCuckification Process.

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TrumpJudo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Scott Adkins is the king right now. Hands down.

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latsbruh 1 point ago +1 / -0

RDJ is based at least.

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those below are pedophile fags who hide their homosexuality in '' superheroes '' costumes

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sordfysh 0 points ago +1 / -1

The "testosterone" in the top is mostly injected. These guys spend too much time acting to build that kind of muscle. Rambo looks real. The others, no.

The bottom is what happened when they stopped pretending.