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Let's clone Washington from his hair ! Who's with me ?
posted ago by MrAnderson1776 ago by MrAnderson1776 +35 / -0

https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/545184-lock-of-george-washingtons-hair-up-for-auction-with-starting

All pitch in outbid everyone. Get a full DNA analysis of it. Wait couple years for cloning technology to become cheaper. Move to Brazil. clone and clone and clone and clone and clone and clone and clone and clone. Move them all to America. Start shit. Take this nation back.

Got a better plan?

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– 556x45mm 4 points ago +4 / -0

We should just clone a bunch of Trumps then

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– MrAnderson1776 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

OK by me. I swear if I had 100k laying around I didn't need I would be on this like a mad scientist.

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– 556x45mm 3 points ago +3 / -0

For another 100k we can clone Kelly Lebrock, we will call it weird science LOL

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– UrTVisLying2U 4 points ago +4 / -0

But OP, this'll never work. It sounds an awful lot like science will be involved. And we're just a bunch science denying deplorables around here.

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– throwaway777 3 points ago +3 / -0

He'd probably turn out Gender-Red Coat / Colonial Adverse

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– AmericanJawa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can we also clone TR and Ike while we're at it?

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– MrAnderson1776 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Got his DNA?

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