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AlpineSeaHolly 124 points ago +124 / -0

They all sound democrat to me lol

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giantrabbit1 81 points ago +82 / -1

Even the dog guy who plans to move in May?

Sounds like he’s leaving to a red state.

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UpTrump 63 points ago +63 / -0

All it takes is one based juror

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 55 points ago +56 / -1

27 is from Africa. I'd put my money on him.

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Major_Nutt 51 points ago +51 / -0

That's a fairly safe bet. For the most part, African blacks hate American blacks.

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Jeffersonian_Man 30 points ago +31 / -1

Africans are some of the most based people I've met. I went to a Ghana methodist church a few times with a coworker back in the day. Absolutely wonderful people, with a sense of community whites are having trouble with now days.

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Corona 2 points ago +2 / -0

To have to pay for and endure a second trial. The double jeopardy clause ain't what it used to be.

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UpTrump 28 points ago +28 / -0

I listened to his interview. He sounds like he's quietly based and was trying not to get thrown out of the jury selection...ex "I think BLM fighting for equality is good, but I disagree with their tactics." I think he'll be a good juror

He also said he disagrees with players kneeling during the national anthem

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Cacciali_Via 12 points ago +12 / -0

I think he is our guy. After hearing the defense he will have the courage to vote "not guilty" since he is probably planning on moving to Texas or some other red state.

Between him, or one of the Africans, he should get off clean.

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RonPaulPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

So if 1 person votes not guilty Chauvin walks?

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HockeyMom4Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Weird that kneeling stuff would be a question.

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Corona 13 points ago +13 / -0

It serves as an indirect proxy question that they don't want to ask directly.

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Olds77 26 points ago +28 / -2

Hopefully he can sell his house before they come and burn it down.

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Formerlurker92 10 points ago +10 / -0

They already did, hence the move

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LLchurch 4 points ago +4 / -0

Luckily packing will be a breeze

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Harcerz 5 points ago +9 / -4

It all depends on how big his dog is. Any dog below 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless.

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HumblePig 3 points ago +4 / -1

I know it's a joke, but I've actually found cats great for keeping mammalian pests out of the garden. Squirrels or whatever eating my shit is a big problem unless I throw meat scraps or something out near the garden to lure the stray dogs or cats around. No interest in my vegetables, and their scent and occasional presence seems to deter the worst of them.

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Harambe 1 point ago +2 / -1

They also help keep the house clear of insects.

I like having a cat around for that reason alone. Fuck small pests

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Philhelm 3 points ago +3 / -0

A Bernese is like a St. Bernard.

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ApprenticeParty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its a Bernese Mountain Dog. Fully grown females are around 100lbs, fully grown males 125 or more.

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45best45 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone hasn't met a staffie bull.

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SurfingUSA 1 point ago +2 / -1

How do they get all these deets on the breed (Bernese Mountain dog) of your pupsters???

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ThePatriot_2021 29 points ago +29 / -0

Each and every one of them lined their description with pointless references to their even-more-pointless personal lives. So they’re definitely democrats.

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Olds77 12 points ago +14 / -2

I wonder how many own houses that they'd prefer not be destroyed in any potential riots. This seems insane to hold it in Minneapolis if you cared about a fair trial, which they don't seem to.

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TruthyBrat 7 points ago +7 / -0

The judge not allowing a change of venue is argument #1 in any appeal. The judge should be removed from the bench just for that.

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xyon1282 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hmmm just curious, no shade at all, what would u put as the description? I've nvr done jury duty before

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Shield 6 points ago +6 / -0

Man of many trades.

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HockeyMom4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hockey mom who takes no shit

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brundlefly777 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably just my occupation. Treat it as if you're running for office.

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Username 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nimble navigator who loves anything spicy.

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6Xloexp6 3 points ago +5 / -2

pedos and hoodrats fry like bacon. Throw muzzies in their too

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gerard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based.

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V2021 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek

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ProudWhiteMan 18 points ago +18 / -0

3 or 4 you could tell were chosen by chauvin's defense. The last dude, the nurse, the black man that works in banking and coaches youth sports, and the one that loves to ride her motorcycle.

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Olds77 1 point ago +7 / -6

I wouldn't be too sure. That toxicology report is beyond damning and what was presented on TV and the media and what happened are extremely different.

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Cacciali_Via 10 points ago +10 / -0

The toxicology report is the opposite of damning. It should be liberating. Liberating Chauvin.

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Horkers4Trump 13 points ago +13 / -0

Well, it is Minneapolis.

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UpTrump 12 points ago +13 / -1

Not funny in the slightest bit. A democrat jury is about to send chauvin to prison for the rest of his life for something he didn't do

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HockeyMom4Trump 8 points ago +8 / -0

They only need one juror to say no

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KonyHawk_ProSlaver 5 points ago +5 / -0

I can't imagine the more deranged TDS jurors won't be doxxing any holdouts when it gets to that point. Pray for them when it comes. That would be a brave person.

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penguinjay1212 5 points ago +5 / -0

they pull that shit, they gonna push someone too far and get stuck in the neck or something during proceedings. People are losing faith in our systems