One of the things we did to new recruits was called an impossible sit up. The new Marine would assume the sit up position with their hands palm down on the floor. A blindfold was then placed over his eyes. He was instructed to try to sit up without letting his feet lift off the floor while another Marine held his shoulders down.

The young Marine would strain and struggle and when the Marine stopped holding young Marine down, the force would propel him into a full sit up position which, to the roar of boisterous laughter and applause, the young Marine's face would be firmly planted into the hairy sweaty ass crack that had been stealthfully positioned right in front of his face.

And dick taps were a thing on ship. Fuckin' Greenwood.

Those green PT shorts were ghey as fuck and we ran around in them anyway, cocks flopping out all over the place. Can't even pretend that shit wasn't intentional.

As long as the faggot doesn't pussy out when it's their turn to carry the M2 receiver, they can suck as much dick as they want. That said, if I'm paying for pussy in Olongapo City, I expect pussy. No one is fucking me in the ass, I got enough of that from supply.