2475 If You Drive a Car, You Might Soon Be Paying Buttigieg's 'Miles Traveled Tax' (www.westernjournal.com) posted 19 days ago by RedHawk44 19 days ago by RedHawk44 +2477 / -2 398 comments share 398 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (398) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 217 ▼ – Simon_Jester 217 points 19 days ago +217 / -0 Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table at which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes are the rule. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways to tax his ass. Tax all he has, Then let him know, That you won't be done till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till he's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in which he's laid. Put these words Upon his tomb, 'Taxes drove me to my doom...' When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply the inheritance tax. permalink save report block reply ▲ 66 ▼ – Vermin 66 points 19 days ago +66 / -0 Did you write this yourself or get it from somewhere else? Either way, I present you with my award of the day! I know it's early, but this is beautiful & worthy!!! 🏆🥇🏆🥇🏆 permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 103 ▼ – fluffykitten 103 points 19 days ago +103 / -0 he'll tell you, but you'll have to pay a tax first permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 24 ▼ – Seatacjoe 24 points 19 days ago +24 / -0 Hahahahs permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 11 ▼ – SomaticallySpeaking 11 points 19 days ago +11 / -0 Undervoted comment is undervoted. +1 permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 22 ▼ – Hardrocker556 22 points 19 days ago +22 / -0 Its been around a long time...this tax poem. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – isitpedanticenough 7 points 19 days ago +7 / -0 It's not original. It is very funny and unfortunately painfully accurate. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – Simon_Jester 7 points 19 days ago +7 / -0 http://www.yourdailypoem.com/listpoem.jsp?poem_id=337 permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Vermin 1 point 18 days ago +1 / -0 Thank you so much! :) permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – HerbertBailBondsh 3 points 18 days ago +3 / -0 I seem to recall President Trump read this at a rally. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 31 ▼ – operatorstorm712 31 points 19 days ago +31 / -0 I see you're acquainted with the Illinois state anthem. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 12 ▼ – War_Hamster 12 points 19 days ago +12 / -0 Taxifornia has entered the chat. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – raggedyman74 5 points 18 days ago +5 / -0 Massachusetts : hold my beer permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – War_Hamster 4 points 18 days ago +4 / -0 There's a 10 cent deposit on that beer. https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/highest-taxed-states permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 19 ▼ – RBFace 19 points 19 days ago +19 / -0 Is that Dr. Suess? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 15 ▼ – idea 15 points 19 days ago +15 / -0 Socrates permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 11 ▼ – Ben45 11 points 19 days ago +11 / -0 right into the copy pasta folder permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – Dalaketh 6 points 19 days ago +6 / -0 I just taxed this reply. permalink parent save report block reply
Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table at which he's fed.
Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts anyway!
Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries tax his tears.
Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways to tax his ass.
Tax all he has, Then let him know, That you won't be done till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till he's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in which he's laid.
Put these words Upon his tomb, 'Taxes drove me to my doom...'
When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply the inheritance tax.
Did you write this yourself or get it from somewhere else? Either way, I present you with my award of the day! I know it's early, but this is beautiful & worthy!!! 🏆🥇🏆🥇🏆
he'll tell you, but you'll have to pay a tax first
Hahahahs
Undervoted comment is undervoted. +1
Its been around a long time...this tax poem.
It's not original. It is very funny and unfortunately painfully accurate.
http://www.yourdailypoem.com/listpoem.jsp?poem_id=337
Thank you so much! :)
I seem to recall President Trump read this at a rally.
I see you're acquainted with the Illinois state anthem.
Taxifornia has entered the chat.
Massachusetts : hold my beer
There's a 10 cent deposit on that beer.
https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/highest-taxed-states
Is that Dr. Suess?
Socrates
right into the copy pasta folder
I just taxed this reply.