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MasksAreChildAbuse 72 points ago +72 / -0

Filing Taxes in the Year 2031:

Tax Form 29953: Please indicate miles driven during the 2030 tax year.

Me: looks like another big zero for me.

IRS: But you have a car, and moved states!

Me: thats right.

IRS: And your car is registered as a race car in your local racing circuit.

Me: so?

IRS: And you won some of those races!

Me: yeah I dunno, still 0 miles for me!

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TonsOfSalt 74 points ago +74 / -0

If I drive in a circle, the distance traveled is zero. I owe nothing.

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glow-operator-2-0 29 points ago +29 / -0

I wonder if the IRS will hire contractors or have some method with Big Tech to do mileage using your residential address and your employer's address.

Because, you know, all that information is on your W2.

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Pepega 40 points ago +40 / -0

insurance companies with their safe driver devices and shit. it's coming