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MasksAreChildAbuse 72 points ago +72 / -0

Filing Taxes in the Year 2031:

Tax Form 29953: Please indicate miles driven during the 2030 tax year.

Me: looks like another big zero for me.

IRS: But you have a car, and moved states!

Me: thats right.

IRS: And your car is registered as a race car in your local racing circuit.

Me: so?

IRS: And you won some of those races!

Me: yeah I dunno, still 0 miles for me!

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TonsOfSalt 74 points ago +74 / -0

If I drive in a circle, the distance traveled is zero. I owe nothing.

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WhereIsMyMind -1 points ago +5 / -6

IRS: "If you drive a mile in a circle and end up in the exact place you started, you still drove a distance of one mile even if ultimately you're not displaced relative to your starting point."

Me: (initiates plan B by throwing it into reverse)

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billhound 8 points ago +9 / -1

Whoosh