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Mad_Hattie 8 points ago +8 / -0

Metal detectors detected the penis?

Really??

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MyDadLikedBiden 13 points ago +13 / -0

Millimeter wave scanner, not a magnetometer.

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Mad_Hattie 6 points ago +6 / -0

oh ho ho, saucy.

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buckfoomers 6 points ago +7 / -1

There's more than just metal detectors.

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Mad_Hattie 7 points ago +7 / -0

That can pick up a penis?

Or maybe this botch job was hiding something and claiming it was just gentitals.

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InarosPrime 11 points ago +11 / -0

Have you not been to an airport in the past 15 years? Practically every airport has full-body scanners that can see through clothing to detect concealed objects. The most popular machines are the L3 ProVision which have a male and female scanning mode. The algorithm for male reduces the "sensitivity" for objects in the groin and the algorithm for female reduces chest area sensitivity.

If the TSA has to fix this, they will need 52 buttons to select each SJW gender.

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Mad_Hattie 4 points ago +4 / -0

No, I haven't.

The TSA is security theater and I refuse to fly anywhere because of it. The Failure rate is 96% percent.

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borga 3 points ago +3 / -0

52? You are being generous, will need way more than that

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buckfoomers 4 points ago +5 / -1

Yeah.

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TonyTreehouse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Before they cartoonized the display, it was like a body without clothes on. Full shape and curves.The underwear bomber had some kind of plastique explosive so it was designed to pick up soft items.

What they did with the displays is the computer now does a generic body with anything scanned on top of it. In this case they would have seen a generic female with a package in between the legs.

I might be wrong about how it looks now, but the last I had seen how it worked, was that way.

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Ilikefries 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like to go to the airport just to get scanned so everyone cwn see my huge cawk 😁

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Mad_Hattie 1 point ago +1 / -0

And I suppose you want a trophy for this?

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bill_in_texas 1 point ago +1 / -0

He probably has a Prince Albert.

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JonPATRIOT 3 points ago +3 / -0

Body piercings usually tend to be surgical steel which dont go off in most detectors. (thought the same thing and literally just looked it up.)

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Space_Force [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

TSA saw the budge.