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racer513 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha. I was soaked and hypothermic in the mountains of northern Thailand and was taken into a hut in the forest by a farmer that called himself Luna...Lunatic. Luna only wore red shorts with a big machete on his belt I spent the night and at 2am heard Fuck me several times outside my room door. No one knew where I was. I spent the rest of the night with my Leatherman knife in my hand. I wasnt until the next night when I heard it again that I figured out it was a fucking lizard

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CooperBentlyMax [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

My father to me he heard them when he was in the the Vietnam War. I didn't believe him for the longest time but years later it was on animal planet. He jumped out of his chair and said "SEE I TOLD YOU THEY ARE REAL"!

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racer513 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same here. My friend was a 19 yo marine in Vietnam doing an ambush in the jungle in pitch black night. Something touched his shoulder and then Fuck You! He said it almost gave him a heart attack