This is how you counter Bidens EO on guns - Come And Take It Fags!
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We can learn a lot from Florida Man.
Florida man go BRRRRRT.
The sound of a righteous Pede!
GO FLORIDA MAN, GOOOOOOOO!!!!!! 🤣🇺🇲🇺🇸
A10 Warthog, one of the best sounds god ever invented lol
Imagine how glorious it is with a pregnant woman piloting the Warthog. That’s America’s future warfighter, fat.
What I mean, sir, is if you was to put me with this here pregnant woman anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... well, pack your bags, boys. War's over.
Weird that world leaders always oppose assassinating other world leaders during wartime, yet never hesitate to launch millions of troops.
Don’t worry the pregnant woman won’t really be a woman. It will be a obese man who believes that he is a pregnant woman wearing a pressurized suit customized for pregnant women.
And them Rommel is in charge. Fuck.
I think the A-10 is a 30mm.
Shhh allow the fantasy to continue.
It is. Frigging gun is larger than a Volkswagen beetle.
The a10 is just a gun with wings and a seat
pinned in the suck, calling in CAS then hearing those beautiful angry birds inbound. suddenly Haji turns into confetti, The ole shake and bake (now minus the bake <sad face>).
There is nothing quite like 7k rds/sec of depleted uranium on target to brighten your day right the Phukkkk up.
I agree, but the A-10 has a GAU-8, and this is a M61 from a F-18.
>Yo I herd U like guns so we took the gun off an A10 Warthog and put it on your Silverado
Where do I sign up? Just bought a Silverado.
That gives "fully loaded with extras" a new level of win!
>Here's a 2019 article on an F-16 for sale in Florida, moar fun with that here!
Me: "Are you sure this is fully loaded?"
Dealer: "Uh, yeah, why?"
Me: "Where's the Gatling Gun?"
Dealer: "It....uh, what? Well, it, uh, does not have one?"
Me: "Mk19 grenade launcher?"
Dealer: "Sorry."
Me: "Any sort of crew-served weapons?"
Dealer: "Sir, this is not a military vehicle!"
Me: "Well then, you and I have very different ideas about what 'fully-loaded' means."
KEK <3 MAGA2021
"You can't win a fight against the military you dumb conservatives"
Florida Man: Wanna see my gatling gun?
Damn, maybe we should all get guns like that and the military will act right
If we all had guns like tgat there would be no need for a military.
If we all had guns like that there would be no ammo or empty soda cans left in this country
I can guarantee that retarded neighbor with the shitty Toyota that sounds like a lawnmower without a muffler would be walking for a while.
I'll keep screaming about 2A until we can open carry personal nukes.
Shall not be infringed,
The purpose of 2a is to not have any need for a standing army. Therefore all arms should be carried by the people.
If we all had guns like that....the entire rest of the world and the Crime lords in D.C., would stop their BS and would all of a sudden have some real Morals and Ethics.....
Florida Man has gone from comical to aspirational.
Florida Man with the ultimate character arc to become the Savior of America
To some of us, Florida Man was always the savior of America .. because freedom.
Florida Man was a propaganda campaign to make one of the last free states look like a terrible place so the peasants will remain in the commie-controlled hellholes.
Well... More and cheaper land for Floridians... Do they really need NY and California overflow?
We're going to save the nation while someone holds our beer.
The left: "That's so stupid! Florida Man is so stupid!...Fine, let him waste his money."
"..."
"..."
"There is no reason for him to have a Gatling gun THE GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM HIM REEEEEE!!!!"
Alwayswas.meme
Mount it atop a solid steel armored sentry tower right in the center of your property.
Shit. Mount that atop my Suburban
Kinda like this https://youtu.be/_j0eJ0xB7LU
How about putting a NSFW tag on that? I'm sitting on my porch and scared the hell out of my neighbors dog when my patriotic boner ripped through my pants.
This is the spirit of why I come here.
Take my updoot you patriot, I will proudly salute that flag lol!
Or Hummer.
I like those too
'06 LBZ Duramax Hummer H1 Alpha has entered chat
Hook it up to a drone and hook that drone up to a bunch of 'eye' drones to patrol your property and send out alerts for unauthorized man sized targets. Set it to only engage if you give it the green light after it asks you on an app on your phone and shows the pictures of the people, location, and chip information. Or you can control it remotely. Air support in a can and you can program it to all be 100% automated if you're a lazy bastard.
We can learn a lot from Marvin Heemeyer.
Given ammo prices, he's going to spend his retirement fund in about 90 seconds.
But it will be a fun 90 seconds!
2018 ammo price: $27/round
90sec =243k in 2018.
He's going to get the 22LR conversion kit.
Kek
^ Dis is de wey ^
lol
Each of those barrels can be swapped out with a 10/22 frame.
OUCH!!!
reloading must be a bitch
"It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon... for twelve seconds."
Oh my god. Who touched Sasha?
WhO tOuChEd My GuN!!!
Boy, what a glorious 12 seconds it would be.
Sploosh
👏🏽you get that updoot fren. Fucking great comment
Army dollars or regular dollars?
Both
Where is the nearest recruiting station?
I don't even think this gun is capable of firing for 90 seconds. Certain land-based versions carry more ammo, but when this gun is used on planes it normally only carries one to two thousand rounds due to weight and space. That's only 10 to 20 seconds of firing.
They carry way less than that. I think the F-16 carried 500-something rounds, and the F-15 more but less than a thousand.
Pretty much as a last resort weapon right? Since you cant jam bullets.
581 rounds on the F-18, if memory serves right.
Not to mention the recoil of the vulcan can, if sustained long enough, push the plane back
I thought that was only the gun on the Thunderbolt 2 that could do that?
Doubt, but cool lead-braking idea.
If he invested in GME he will be fine
90 seconds can do a lot of work
Whatever is in front of a 90-second barrage from that thing won't be there anymore when it's over.
Fight and you may die. Run, and you’ll live...at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days, from this day to that, for one chance –just one chance –to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they’ll never take our brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
It's okay to run and live as long as you dig up the secret guns you hid and then...
Something something in minecraft.
If his wife approved of this than she’s a keeper
Florida man does not ask for permission
Nor does Florida man ask for forgiveness after the fact.
Lol I’m sure that this was a expensive purchase but maybe not for him. Pretty sure that my wife would divorce me if I spend all our savings on a fighter jet gun.. should had married a woman from Florida
My boyfriend would buy this for me if he was to buy something like this.
Sadly, we can’t afford it but boy howdy looks like fun😅
Where would you even store this shit lol
The living room has a big beautiful window that sees anything and anyone who comes to the front yard.
I would figure out how to solder a metal harness I would slip into so it doesn’t blast my 5’1” body into the wall. Haha
Thats not the Florida way. Plus you'll be too broke to afford solder.
Zip ties and gorilla tape.
When that idiot who used gorilla glue on her head, all I can think is “what an idiot.” And “what kind of gorilla glue is she using?”
I use it all the time and I still have my finger prints..
😁😁😁😁 ;)
Spoken like a true cuck.
How does discussing large expenses before investing into it with your wife makes you a cuck? Maybe you are not married that’s why.. it’s just a matter of respect since you expect your wife to discuss it with you as well before buying expensive shit.
Ah the excuses for being a cuck! The ability to rationalize your chains away and deny reality as a coping mechanism for your wife having your balls in a vice must truly be a gift for sound sleep at night. What's it like being forced sitting down to pee?
You sound like a real neckbeard man quite sad tbh that showing your wife mutual respect when it comes to the finances means that you are a cuck... you have probably never struggled and saved up with someone else you wouldn’t be saying this. Very childish to think this way wouldn’t be surprised if you were a kissless 30yo virgin that is so angry at woman because you can’t get any so now you despise all of them and can’t show any of them some respect not even to your own wife if you ever get one just because you can’t get any.
Did you ask your wife for permission to post that? Shouldn't you be holding her purse somewhere while she spends your money?
You must be trolling because you can’t be this pathetic.
Dude, just stop feeding the troll. Deport and move on.
The cuck lecturing me on being pathetic, lol.
Talking with your wife before making massive expenditures is not a bad idea. It's part of being a reasonable and responsible adult and helps keep your marriage going strong. That being said, just because your wife does not approve, does not mean you should not make a purchase. The fact that you discussed it with her beforehand goes a long way to smooth things over. If you can't get that through your head, you are going to be a miserably lonely man your entire life.
He’s already on his way of becoming a lonely and miserable man if he truly means what he is saying. If you are unwilling to negotiate or compromise in a marriage than it will never work out. No woman wants to deal with a man for 60 years who thinks that listening to her opinion is a sign of weakness or being a cuck & I wouldn’t blame a woman leaving such a childish man. You are suppose to be a team and he is just being selfish by thinking that whatever he wants goes regardless of what your wife thinks of it.
Forgiveness works better than permission. Just saving.
Sorry I don't understand that liberal gibberish you wrote for I am a man of God.
"But I want you to realize that the head of every man is Christ, and the head of the woman is man, and the head of Christ is God." 1 Corinthians 11:3
Lol how is that a cuck? Where is the lie tho? If she approved she def a keeper lol wut
A man does not seek approval from a woman. That's like a general seeking approval from a private.
I get you, but I read it more so that if she approves then she's special, not that he was ever seeking for approval in the first place. "Special" women are hard to come by and are far and few in between so its a good thing to acknowledge and encourage these traits in women.
Edit: make women great again! 👍
No he was, forcing him to elaborate clearly demonstrated his subservience to his wife. The only reason "special" women are hard to come by is due to the failings of men to properly lead them, be it fathers or husbands. Weak men is the real pandemic that's affecting our society.
Can't say I disagree with you there. #MWGA!
Hot Flash, dimshit: That is a quote, from Brave Heart. And, just so you know, when everything goes pear shaped, THIS SUMMER, it won't stop with Antifa/BLM.
Oh a movie said it, it must be gospel!
Research it.
FREEEEEEDOOOMMMMMMM
*not to be confused with 'fweedom"
Giving up your guns is like traveling to a second location with a kidnapper. It’s always better to fight to the death right then and there, because if you travel to the second location then what may happen could be much worse.
this.
Underrated point.
ALL HAIL FLORIDA MAN
All states need to strive for Florida's way of life. screw the Chinese virus, walk around in bouncy bikinis, and embrace personal responsibility.
Awesome for CA 405 traffic jams.
And illegals coming over the wall
Look up "Tailgunner Exhausts"
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=tailgunner+exhausts&t=ffsb&iar=videos&iax=videos&ia=videos
As a California motorcylist, I particullarly like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAzXKRaU4WY
Those are kinda lame, unlesss they actually shoot bullets out of them.
HAHA.. awesome!
Um immediate plans: but moar ammo...
Damn looks like this case is satire I could not find the article
Yeah it’s fake. Not even because of the wrong word choice (immediately instead of immediate) journalists are faggots and make those mistakes all the time, even though writing correctly is their job lol.
No it’s fake because they described details of the “scary gun”. They don’t even know what semi-automatic means lol.
where does it say "semi-automatic"?
It doesnt. But they dont know what that is or how to describe an ar15, so by extension they would have no way in hell of describing anything else beyond "gun scary kill kill bad"
Yeah, I immediately had to Google this and see how close I lived to this guy, just in case shit ever goes down.
Florida Man = Heavy Weapons Guy?
I hear he already lost it in an unfortunate boating accident 🥲
Hell yes!
What kind if licence do you need to own one of these?
The 2nd amendment
correct !
True story: you're legally allowed to own a battleship.
The hardest part is probably finding someone that will sell you one.
I can't afford that.
Crowdfunding time! Let's get The_Donald a fleet!
We use to call that a military-funded by revenue collected by a limited government.
I imagine it’s considered a destructive device.
MG supercedes DD.
For example, MK19 is an MG.
How is that legal? Wouldn't it be a post 86 production?!....I want one too.
Yeah, it's gotta be a joke.
Florida: Alpha Male Capitol of the World
Last name isn't Trump is it?
Good use of stimmy
Killdozer 2 is gonna be lit.
Florida has some of the most ingenious men in this country.
That thing is sexy.
Damn. I want that.
Holy shit, it's beautiful
I have to presume ammo is even harder to come by for this these days
let's build some Mech warriors!
They had these on the AH-1 Cobras. Seen them in action, trust me you wouldn't want to be ANYWHERE near that thing when it goes off.
Hes gonna mount in his living room facing the front door lmao
It costs $400,000 to fire dis weapon for twelve seconds.
No one needs a 250lb., 6-foot long, pnuematically driven, six-barrel, air-cooled, electric rotary cannon that fires 6,000 rounds per minute, REEE!
Tell that to the people that lived at Waco.
It's for emotional support
God bless Florida men.....
I wonder if the CIA/FBI are even American citizens
Good luck finding ammo
A stimulus check goes a long way in Florida.
BRAAWWRRRRAAAWRRRAWWRRRAWWWRRRRRR
tingtingtingtingtingtingtingtingtingtingtingtingtingtingting
RRREEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee
Waiting on his concealed carry permit.
I can repair that.
You're the type of friend every man wants.. 🤣
Let the freedom ring.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!
Florida Man leading the charge, yet again. Other states need to step up big time.
That's fucking awesome. That's the very definition of "shall not be infringed."
hold up.....where does one find the listing for such items on sale?
There are several government liquidation sites.
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=government+auctions&ia=web
I tend to use https://www.govdeals.com/ for local search and such from local governments, but the ones in that search I posted tend to be federal and they do list some things not normally seen.
In passing, a hand cranked gatling style gun is NOT a machine gun, legally.
Curious how pedes here would make this mobile. Personally I would construct a small steel platform and buy two rolling office chairs made for the morbidly obese. Take the bottom rolling units off the fatty chairs and weld them to the platform. Then this thing can Abbott around the battlefield with swift efficiency. ES TOO PRICEY THO $$$$$(pew)$$$$$(pew)
Bolt it to the back of pickup truck. Popular vehicle mod in the third world called "technicals".
For this puppy, you'd also need a hydraulic connection (the aircraft system works at 3000 psi) and an electric one. Probably should avoid firing broadside, could topple the vehicle.
There used to be an old AAA mobile system in US inventory that used the M61A1, can't remember the name.
How is it that the most interesring stories start with "Florida Man"?
Because Florida is a free red State with a great climate. Also, sometimes a bit more ballsy than others.
If it's air cooled doesn't that mean it only operates without overheating if it is traveling through the air on a jet? He may have some tweaks to make.
On gatlings, the rotation of the barrels cools them, even if they are ground based. Mind you, with "only" about 500 rounds and a rate of fire between 4000 and 6000 rounds per minute, the ammo is gone really fast.
Thanks. I learned something new
No regerts
Lawn sprinkler systems supplied by a barrel of gasoline pressurized by a large air compressor will keep criminals off the lawn. A barrel of methanol ( racing gas ) will keep the flames invisible until other things start to burn. Criminals beware. Honest people are afraid and we must protect ourselves from you.
The thing about an electric belt fed 20 mm cannon is that it's better to have one and not need one than to need one and not have one.
Flordia man Has Evolved!
WOW, just WOW!