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romanhelmet 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm so white today because:

The Purest and Best Smelling Soap is White

The Best and Softest Tissues are White

The Best and Softest Toilet Paper is White

The Biggest and Purest Clouds in the sky are White

The Best Cotton on the Planet is White

The Best Baby Powder is White

The Best Milk on the Planet is White

The Cleanest Printable Paper is White

The Snow on Planet Earth is White

The Lightening in a Thunderstorm is White

The Billion Stars at Night are White

The Best Mashed Potatoes are White

The Best Rice is White

The Best Vanilla Ice Cream is White

Even the President of the United States Lives in a House that is White

And it's all because:

IT'S ALL RIGHT TO BE WHITE.