1331 A little girl asked my daughter why she was so white today. OUR KIDS ARE BEING BRAINWASHED BY THE MEDIA!!! (media.patriots.win) posted 19 days ago by AlzheimersJoe 19 days ago by AlzheimersJoe +1331 / -0 73 comments share 73 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (73) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 3 ▼ – romanhelmet 3 points 18 days ago +3 / -0 I'm so white today because: The Purest and Best Smelling Soap is White The Best and Softest Tissues are White The Best and Softest Toilet Paper is White The Biggest and Purest Clouds in the sky are White The Best Cotton on the Planet is White The Best Baby Powder is White The Best Milk on the Planet is White The Cleanest Printable Paper is White The Snow on Planet Earth is White The Lightening in a Thunderstorm is White The Billion Stars at Night are White The Best Mashed Potatoes are White The Best Rice is White The Best Vanilla Ice Cream is White Even the President of the United States Lives in a House that is White And it's all because: IT'S ALL RIGHT TO BE WHITE. permalink save report block reply
I'm so white today because:
The Purest and Best Smelling Soap is White
The Best and Softest Tissues are White
The Best and Softest Toilet Paper is White
The Biggest and Purest Clouds in the sky are White
The Best Cotton on the Planet is White
The Best Baby Powder is White
The Best Milk on the Planet is White
The Cleanest Printable Paper is White
The Snow on Planet Earth is White
The Lightening in a Thunderstorm is White
The Billion Stars at Night are White
The Best Mashed Potatoes are White
The Best Rice is White
The Best Vanilla Ice Cream is White
Even the President of the United States Lives in a House that is White
And it's all because:
IT'S ALL RIGHT TO BE WHITE.