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Formerlurker92 95 points ago +95 / -0

Lol. I give it a year before this satire comes to reality

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mateus 13 points ago +14 / -1

If the headline and photo are from the Babylon Bee, it's satire.

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AlphaNathan 8 points ago +8 / -0

So OP is a thief or

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WakingKnowledge 3 points ago +3 / -0

If they would just remove the 9/10th's of a fucking penny, there would be way more room. They are not fooling anyone. Who is the worse thief? The one that steals from you by holding you up or the one who does it through mind games?

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Grunt422 4 points ago +5 / -1

That's the point. It's called conditioning. If gas only goes to $ 65.99 you'll be relieved.

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Kn33l2Dominion 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's how you know the propaganda is working. It's normal.

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whomurderedepstein 3 points ago +3 / -0

Poes law.

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War_Hamster 17 points ago +18 / -1

Would you please share some of that optimism with me?

I give it until summer.

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Badboy8426893 [S] 8 points ago +9 / -1

Yea you could have driven to the store, but instead you will walk soon!!

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HeavyMetalPatriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

On the plus side, it will cut down on the national obesity problem!

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Badboy8426893 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yea you could have driven to the store, but instead you will walk soon!!

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A1waysLurk1ing 7 points ago +7 / -0

Buy stocks in wheelbarrow companies.

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Mashiki 3 points ago +3 / -0

This shit already happened up here in Canada. When gas hit $190.95/L($7.16/gal) several years back, pretty much every gas station widened their signs. Right now in most of the country it's way north of $1/L it's $1.20ish($4.50gal) in my area.