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henri_derelicte 39 points ago +39 / -0

Instead of detaining them, we should be removing them from the country

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ianpatrick1966 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd settle for using a cannon or large sling shot to send them back to Mexico -- postage due

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Ebbie8708 3 points ago +3 / -0

There was this guy who said he was a Russian Tsar. When they found out he was lying, they killed him and stuffed him in a cannon and pointed in the direction of where he was from.

I think it was Poland or Sweden

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Based.

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45willwinagain 2 points ago +2 / -0

nah man you're missing a prime opportunity for style points.

think cooler...

like a massive ballista that fires telephone pole sized "arrows" we could strap illegals too...

or better yet, my personal favorite, a giant trebuchet. it could operate all hours of the day/night but at night we could soak them in gasoline and set them on fire before we send them back...

that would look pretty fucking cool no?

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Major_Nutt 3 points ago +3 / -0

I personally prefer efficiency. Give them a 1 time use auto-deploy parachute and yeet them out the back of a C5 a few hundred at a time.

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45willwinagain 1 point ago +1 / -0

...i like your thinking...

perhaps we can compromise... we do nighttime only drops, and somehow set them on fire as they are being ejected from open rear cargo door of the plane...

perhaps a steep climb?

sure we'd have to retrofit the entire cabin to be flame proof and have a slick surface

it could be worth it.

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or LED's, i mean we could just use a bunch of LED's on each illegal... ...

but fire is a lot cooler...

man i dunno i'm on the fence.

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ianpatrick1966 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like the way you think. You're hired!