Heaven:
The police are British
The cooks are French
The engineers are German
The administrators are Swiss
The lovers are Italian
Hell:
The police are German
The cooks are British
The engineers are Italian
The administrators are French
The lovers are Swiss
And a lot of their "culture" is shit too. For reference: French "art" movies (aka. mostly sick ass shit of no redeeming value). I could go on.
They should stick to manufacturing. French, German, and Italian made goods are usually high quality. They are shit at everything else.
Old joke, probably not ture anymore:
Heaven: The police are British The cooks are French The engineers are German The administrators are Swiss The lovers are Italian Hell: The police are German The cooks are British The engineers are Italian The administrators are French The lovers are Swiss