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CynicalTwit22 23 points ago +23 / -0

Kudos to the headline writer

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TheGreaseman81 11 points ago +11 / -0

I wonder who leaked the evidence?

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Eatinglue 7 points ago +7 / -0

Investigators don’t have shit on me.

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Perhelion 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yep, OP needs to understand that this story isn’t about employees sabotaging products. It’s about them being too scared to walk from their station to take a freaking restroom break because they are afraid what that time lost would do to their metrics. Meanwhile, the metrics goals imposed on them are so strict that they are literally impossible to obtain, so they may as well take the break 🤦🏽‍♀️

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megxit 2 points ago +2 / -0

They only hire the crackiest of crackheads there.

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BabyLivesMatter2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

No one is forced to work there.

No one.

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Perhelion 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agreed!

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ineX0r2 13 points ago +13 / -0

STOP BUYING FROM AMAZON. You need electronics? Try B&H. You need basic essentials? Try your local grocery store/pharmacy. Need entertainment? Try Pluto TV (even though it's CBS, it's the correct business model: free, supported with ads). Fuck Amazon with a rusty steak knife. They're putting everyone out of business by using impossible margins and expanding into every industry imaginable, for the purpose of taking those people who would have been running/working at a small business and putting them in a slave-labor warehouse.

You think the old work houses of Victorian England are gone? Wrong.

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whomurderedepstein 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well maybe it the people said 'no we are not going to create a in group and an out group in society, and if you're part of the out grow we won't service you at the store'. Can't buy anything at the mom and pop with out masking myself. The blame is on the fascists who created the essentials and the non-essentials. This is genicide.

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FinishTheBorderWall 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe ask for a return label and send them a box with several of bottles of piss inside. XD

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emptychairday 9 points ago +9 / -0

I know have a good friend that works at Amazon. Lots of people's eyes are being opened about the company.

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GWNorthman 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hope there's no surprises in our orders. "Honey, did we order a bag of shit?"

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Philhelm 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Yes, but it smells like citrus lavender."

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AnthraciteCracker 7 points ago +7 / -0

Check out the trailer for "Them" Prime Video latest woke racist propaganda if you dare. New levels of incitement for the streaming retard crowd.

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Titan93 6 points ago +6 / -0

More evidence of a stolen election

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Ampman69 6 points ago +6 / -0

Shampoop

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LoobintheToobin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like a meme-opportunity

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jubyeonin 6 points ago +6 / -0

What? I knew they destroyed your merch and took down your mailing information if you had one Trump item purchase, but I'v never heard about this.

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Blackeye 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nice, very nice

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Semmelweis 3 points ago +4 / -1

How Canadian of them! Stunning and brave! Wonder what they do with things like Richardel Levine or real women!

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pursuitoftruth1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

There may be wide spread evidence but Amazon certified that they have the cleanest, most urine-free bottles, in history.

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Xanisor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Still better than Pantene.

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blueeyephoto 2 points ago +2 / -0

but, the bottles were already delivered, so it's Moot now

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Dontdoxxxmeplease 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s groce, SRS. 10/10 title though.