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Ricky_CIA 32 points ago +32 / -0

Nah, nobody's invading the US because they haven't successfully consficated all our privately owned firearms yet and are so far behind schedule with that objective that it won't happen in time.

The war will kick off when China invades Taiwan. It'll go nuclear. The remains of the US will split into 4-5 separate countries.

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Pocket556 14 points ago +15 / -1

After the first US carrier gets sunk in the Taiwan straits, the Potato administration will sue for peace and surrender.

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Hung_Chad 13 points ago +13 / -0

Biden should send Rachel Levine on a diplomatic mission to China, wearing a revealing cocktail dress, to seduce President Xi into avoiding nuclear war.

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

How much do I need to pay to arrange a stopover in North Korea on the way home? I'm fairly sure we won't be needing the airline seat after that stop.