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FightingTeuton 50 points ago +51 / -1

Excellent. Gonna get kicked off of twatter

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_-Th0r-_ 11 points ago +11 / -0

Can I just say if you’re going to try to carjack, I dunno, maybe wear a hoodie that isn’t some loud color.

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somedaysoon 2 points ago +2 / -0

They do it on purpose. Thugs and criminals always wear multiple bold shirts, hoodies, jeans, shorts, etc. Yes, even multiple fucking jeans. So they can strip out of clothing and change appearance.

Thugs go through their entire life working on becoming better criminals.

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_-Th0r-_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think you’re giving these two too much credit.

Not that you aren’t describing crafty thievery, but I don’t think these two are the sharpest tools in the shed.