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buco 45 points ago +47 / -2

Counterfeit the hell out of the vaccine cards and send them out nationwide. Same thing if they start this passport shit.

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Tenspot20 22 points ago +24 / -2

I will carry nothing counterfeit, sir!

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HanginChad 43 points ago +44 / -1

Do you have any fiat currency in your wallet?

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kornesque 19 points ago +19 / -0

Aaawwwww shit!

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yep, all backed by the illegitimate federal government.

🤡🌎

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Tenspot20 5 points ago +5 / -0

I do not.

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RabidZoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tou-fuckin'-ché!

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Titan93 12 points ago +12 / -0

It'll have a barcode

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bubadmt 12 points ago +12 / -0

The current covid vaccine cards have no barcode, but maybe the passports will once they're created and standardized.

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americafirst1994 6 points ago +6 / -0

its just a piece of printed paper that needs a signature? shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit ;)

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MAGAsJustBegun 15 points ago +15 / -0

I like the idea of doing this, and sending it to hundreds of thousands of addresses saying "here's how to fill me out".

That'd make national headlines, then they'd make ones that are scanned and not easy to forge, which would actually scare the shit out of tons of freedom lovers.

It would be good for waking people up to what's happening.

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hotdogsforsale 8 points ago +8 / -0

The lovely USPS will deliver mass mail to every box in a zipcode, if you pay

https://www.usps.com/business/every-door-direct-mail.htm

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dahdahdah_dahditdah 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are federal laws against mail fraud. Beware of FBI agents suckering you into doing something illegal.

Fortunately, people with money to do this kind of thing usually have the IQ that goes along with such money and would hopefully not fall for an FBI honeypot.

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she-nani-gan88 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hack the medical records machines...just like they did the election machines and everyone can get a passport... just like a ballot.

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system76 5 points ago +5 / -0

All they have to do is scan your barcode against a database.

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Hullohoomans 9 points ago +9 / -0

Thank you Mr Jesus Ali McFurherstein. Your credentials are satisfactory. Enjoy your shopping experience.

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chadenfreude_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tyrone Watermelon

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acasper 6 points ago +6 / -0

Based username. Right to repair.