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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 27 points ago +28 / -1

He'd never see the outside of a cell again if he did. As it is, he's pretty well fucked, because they will maliciously prosecute him for daring to defend himself.

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dahdahdah_dahditdah 19 points ago +19 / -0

This court rules that your self defense against Antifa is invalid, because the Washington Post reports that Antifa doesn't actually exist. Ten years jail sentence. Case closed.

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mharmless 14 points ago +14 / -0

Welp, the price of one is very high, but every one after that is free.

If you come prepared to buy in bulk, it might actually be a decent bargin.

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Heywood_youblowme 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fucking Based af

Holy shit I love the way you think brother

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