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Apersonofinterest 9 points ago +9 / -0

Now they’re just looting the country. Trump put the scare in them so now they are just straight up robbing us in broad daylight.

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shadows_of_the_mind 4 points ago +4 / -0

They’re like roaches in your kitchen. Only come out at night. Trump was the kid coming downstairs for a glass of water at night, turned on the light switch and caught the roaches in action.

But in this alternative timeline, the roaches are sentient and decided to torch the house before the exterminator (2nd term) came