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spratville 14 points ago +14 / -0

Although the ship is no longer blocking the canal, health experts have decided to quarantine the canal closed for two more weeks in the interest of public health.

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BasedNtruth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wouldn’t even pretend to be surprised, globalists are all in

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Belleoffreedom 13 points ago +13 / -0

Is it free, or is one end free?

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BoughtByBloomberg2 4 points ago +5 / -1

Totally free. Globalism won.

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BigIronBigIron 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just think of all those containers full of trafficked slaves bound for Europe... yeeesh

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Lurker404 16 points ago +16 / -0

They should just nuke the canal from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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MAG_n_KAG 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuckin A, man

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IronMaiden 5 points ago +5 / -0

A couple good ole' boys in clapped out dodges should do the trick.

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14DaysToFlatten 3 points ago +3 / -0

Could HAVE. Could HAVE. Could HAVE. Could of means nothing. Please, English.

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that_sound 1 point ago +1 / -0

What does Michelle Obama look like?

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d_bokk 6 points ago +6 / -0

It'll finally be able to go back to doing what it loved, drawing dicks with its GPS.

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Trump4allz [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

It was good at that.

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NavySTG 6 points ago +6 / -0

Weren't they supposed to open up shipping containers full of kids? Oops.

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BlooDNicKeL2021 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think the cargo ship will have to be inspected for any structural damage before it is released back to the ocean. The inspection might not involve checking containers...but then again who really knows anything with regard to that kind of stuff.

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jubyeonin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well, that's going to look like 5pm LA traffic. lol

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kissmyasthma100 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think there's a metaphor underneath this.

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Belleoffreedom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look at the size of the ship compared to the passageway.

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MisterGuapo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Typical size for a canal. Canals aren't much bigger than the ships that pass through it.

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remember1776 4 points ago +5 / -1

I thought the headline was referring to Obama's dildo

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Trumpdidit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just imagine how many dead immigrants it is holding in those various containers. Hope we get that exclusive breaking news report.

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Space_Force 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never underestimate the power of prune juice.