Police were totally defunded in 2021 when President Harris made sweeping executive orders. A school guidance officer will be sent to you within 3 days.
WOMAN (screaming): I don't know! I can't see him! All the lights are off!
DISPATCH: Ma'am, calm down! Saying that you cannot see a black person of color is racist, white-supremacist, and will not be tolerated. Check your privilege.
(DISPATCH sighs.)
DISPATCH: Now, please comply with the unscheduled visitor and meet his demands.
(Gunshots are heard.)
DISPATCH (mumbling to her co-worker): Damn bitch didn't check her privilege.
The Left is Pro-Crime ... they want us to be unarmed and vulnerable to the criminals. It's their modern socialist way of wealth redistribution, why do you think they celebrated when PewDiePie was robbed ?
We just bought another 2 pistols and 2 shotguns plus about 500 rounds for each with our latest "stimulus" money. As soon as we picked stuff up I started asking "And who do report lost or stolen firearms to. We're going boating this weekend and will be bringing all our firearms with us for protection."
"Is it an illegal alien? Because if so we'll have an officer over there right away... to arrest you for being a bigot. That's his home as much as it is yours. How dare you call the police on a Dreamer just looking for a better life."
Hey Bob! This conspiracy theorist just faked another firecracker bang, screams, and then broke some beer bottles! haha CONSPIRACY THEORIST! DON'T CALL BACK!
"Filing a false police report is a serious offense. Your social and financial accounts have been locked pending review. Phone privileges are now suspended for one week." CLICK
Police will arrive in 7 days, ma'am.
Police were totally defunded in 2021 when President Harris made sweeping executive orders. A school guidance officer will be sent to you within 3 days.
Have you tried being less white? Being less white is the current approved action when being attacked.
You can also be white, but LGBT, which is approved by SJW’s everywhere
But I work for Coca cola
Harris is the most pro police politician in Washington. Her dream for America is a filled jail or prison on every street corner.
Maybe that’s why there are so many fences and guard members in DC-all of congress should be in jail!
So like Death Race or The Purge
Given Harris' support of Burn Loot Murder and
antifascists, I'm leaning towards the Purge.She truly is a follower of MLK
Murder Loot Kill
Defund the police. Take away our guns. Sounds like a bad idea, unless you are a criminal.
They'll send an angry worded letter to the assailaint to remind them of their guilt and wrong doings.
But what if they can't read?
Caller: "Can you please come and check out this drug house in my neighborhood?
Dispatcher: "We made drugs illegal a long time ago."
Caller: HELP! I'M BEING RAPED!
Dispatcher: What is your identified gender?
Caller: HELP HE'S RAPING ME!
Dispatcher: Did you just assume your rapists gender?
DISPATCH: Ma'am, is it a black person of color?
WOMAN (screaming): I don't know! I can't see him! All the lights are off!
DISPATCH: Ma'am, calm down! Saying that you cannot see a black person of color is racist, white-supremacist, and will not be tolerated. Check your privilege.
(DISPATCH sighs.)
DISPATCH: Now, please comply with the unscheduled visitor and meet his demands.
(Gunshots are heard.)
DISPATCH (mumbling to her co-worker): Damn bitch didn't check her privilege.
It was a sexual emergency!
The Left is Pro-Crime ... they want us to be unarmed and vulnerable to the criminals. It's their modern socialist way of wealth redistribution, why do you think they celebrated when PewDiePie was robbed ?
They want law-abiding normies to beg big daddy government to take away their rights and come protect them.
Ma’am, please calm down and check your white privilege.
We just bought another 2 pistols and 2 shotguns plus about 500 rounds for each with our latest "stimulus" money. As soon as we picked stuff up I started asking "And who do report lost or stolen firearms to. We're going boating this weekend and will be bringing all our firearms with us for protection."
Can you claim it back on tax?
Don't know. Would love to be able to do that though haha.
Ma'm, what is your Race and address?
Also from 911 dispatch-
“Ma’am, did you leave your windows unlocked? That’s a crime of opp....”
"I thought armed robbery was illegal and banned from all 50 states and US territories. This can literally never happen."
Anybody who needs the police to defend their home deserves to lose their home
If they were smart they would just ban breaking into people's homes.
Reminds me of that club penguin meme "what do you mean you're being murdered? He can't do that, that's illegal"
"Is it an illegal alien? Because if so we'll have an officer over there right away... to arrest you for being a bigot. That's his home as much as it is yours. How dare you call the police on a Dreamer just looking for a better life."
Then they can live with Joe in his 5 mansions
Hey Bob! This conspiracy theorist just faked another firecracker bang, screams, and then broke some beer bottles! haha CONSPIRACY THEORIST! DON'T CALL BACK!
"Filing a false police report is a serious offense. Your social and financial accounts have been locked pending review. Phone privileges are now suspended for one week." CLICK
Insert response..."Did you just assume my gender?"
yeah, they like to pretend this isn't the likely outcome. uniparty shit show.
They'll probably also ask for skin color and hang up if it's the wrong one. Don't want to be called racist after all.
guns ar rasis hurrrr
Did THEY just ASSUME ITS GEND... I went cross-eyed.
"ok... karen... lol...What skin color is that person?"