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Beat_to_Quarters 32 points ago +32 / -0

Police will arrive in 7 days, ma'am.

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DonaldStump [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

Police were totally defunded in 2021 when President Harris made sweeping executive orders. A school guidance officer will be sent to you within 3 days.

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ModernKnight 12 points ago +12 / -0

Have you tried being less white? Being less white is the current approved action when being attacked.

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

You can also be white, but LGBT, which is approved by SJW’s everywhere

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DonaldStump [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

But I work for Coca cola

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Hades440 4 points ago +4 / -0

Harris is the most pro police politician in Washington. Her dream for America is a filled jail or prison on every street corner.

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe that’s why there are so many fences and guard members in DC-all of congress should be in jail!

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DonaldStump [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

So like Death Race or The Purge

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Hades440 2 points ago +2 / -0

Given Harris' support of Burn Loot Murder and antifascists, I'm leaning towards the Purge.

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DonaldStump [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

She truly is a follower of MLK

Murder Loot Kill

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Defund the police. Take away our guns. Sounds like a bad idea, unless you are a criminal.

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GeoG85 2 points ago +2 / -0

They'll send an angry worded letter to the assailaint to remind them of their guilt and wrong doings.

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DonaldStump [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

But what if they can't read?

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drmrboy 20 points ago +20 / -0

Caller: "Can you please come and check out this drug house in my neighborhood?

Dispatcher: "We made drugs illegal a long time ago."

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Best4Business 10 points ago +10 / -0

Caller: HELP! I'M BEING RAPED!

Dispatcher: What is your identified gender?

Caller: HELP HE'S RAPING ME!

Dispatcher: Did you just assume your rapists gender?

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spratville 12 points ago +12 / -0

DISPATCH: Ma'am, is it a black person of color?

WOMAN (screaming): I don't know! I can't see him! All the lights are off!

DISPATCH: Ma'am, calm down! Saying that you cannot see a black person of color is racist, white-supremacist, and will not be tolerated. Check your privilege.

(DISPATCH sighs.)

DISPATCH: Now, please comply with the unscheduled visitor and meet his demands.

(Gunshots are heard.)

DISPATCH (mumbling to her co-worker): Damn bitch didn't check her privilege.

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HockeyMom4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

It was a sexual emergency!

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bolonaro 9 points ago +9 / -0

The Left is Pro-Crime ... they want us to be unarmed and vulnerable to the criminals. It's their modern socialist way of wealth redistribution, why do you think they celebrated when PewDiePie was robbed ?

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weisschild 7 points ago +7 / -0

They want law-abiding normies to beg big daddy government to take away their rights and come protect them.

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JimmyJames 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ma’am, please calm down and check your white privilege.

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Best4Business 4 points ago +4 / -0

We just bought another 2 pistols and 2 shotguns plus about 500 rounds for each with our latest "stimulus" money. As soon as we picked stuff up I started asking "And who do report lost or stolen firearms to. We're going boating this weekend and will be bringing all our firearms with us for protection."

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DonaldStump [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can you claim it back on tax?

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Best4Business 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't know. Would love to be able to do that though haha.

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minotaurbeach 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ma'm, what is your Race and address?

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MySidesGoUp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also from 911 dispatch-

“Ma’am, did you leave your windows unlocked? That’s a crime of opp....”

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ArcticPharaoh 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I thought armed robbery was illegal and banned from all 50 states and US territories. This can literally never happen."

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actions 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anybody who needs the police to defend their home deserves to lose their home

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UndercoverCentipede 2 points ago +2 / -0

If they were smart they would just ban breaking into people's homes.

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PieCars 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reminds me of that club penguin meme "what do you mean you're being murdered? He can't do that, that's illegal"

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Hades440 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Is it an illegal alien? Because if so we'll have an officer over there right away... to arrest you for being a bigot. That's his home as much as it is yours. How dare you call the police on a Dreamer just looking for a better life."

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DonaldStump [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then they can live with Joe in his 5 mansions

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Independenceforever 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey Bob! This conspiracy theorist just faked another firecracker bang, screams, and then broke some beer bottles! haha CONSPIRACY THEORIST! DON'T CALL BACK!

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Filing a false police report is a serious offense. Your social and financial accounts have been locked pending review. Phone privileges are now suspended for one week." CLICK

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Sicsempertyrannis76 1 point ago +1 / -0

Insert response..."Did you just assume my gender?"

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hazelknut 1 point ago +1 / -0

yeah, they like to pretend this isn't the likely outcome. uniparty shit show.

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Dev404 1 point ago +1 / -0

They'll probably also ask for skin color and hang up if it's the wrong one. Don't want to be called racist after all.

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Hypmoden 1 point ago +1 / -0

guns ar rasis hurrrr

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R3DDIT_refugee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did THEY just ASSUME ITS GEND... I went cross-eyed.

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plaaaa 1 point ago +1 / -0

"ok... karen... lol...What skin color is that person?"