Biden's new state-of-the art communications system will shock you.....
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The sniff pic under the handset LOL
That's the Chris Coons cuckface hotline.
No.9, The Premier says: "Jump".
Nice catch...Funny
Yes! We all know what the picture is without showing the actual sniff.
Thats for when the phone touches the side of his face, he can imagine it being a poor unsuspecting woman against his ear.
this~
This is manipulated media...the real one is all kids.
At first I thought #6 was Ed Buck, but then I realized that it wasn't the guy who forcibly drugged and ass-blasted dozens of men, but that it was the guy who forcibly drugged and ass-blasted millions and millions of Americans.
Psaki at 0, or in other words, at the circle.
And his cellphone is prob just one big button that says SOROS lol
Xi
Good to see that #1 on the call list is his mutt.
It's the only thing that really understands him.
This is lol
is Major a mutt or a purebred? But he's the only one on the list that is worth calling.
All Bidens are mutts. Not a purebred among them.
Well he says his Irish, but from what I understand Bidens are actually English immigrants to Ireland.https://www.houseofnames.com/Biden-family-crest
Damn I thought he was Scranton.
He could be Irish but I think he comes from the town of Mutt in Northern Ireland.
No life alert button?
Kamala had that one removed.
Victory beer.
You teed that one up pretty nicely.
Where is Schumer's button?
Schumer is Nancy’s bitch so she just tells him whatever Joe “says”
I wonder if his medicalert bracelet went off when he tripped up the steps to Air Force One jet Trump lets him use.
Now look Joe, this is the no-no button, okay? If there's ever a war, blow on this whistle and I'll come help you.
Does the nuclear football have a little mushroom cloud button on it now?
I bet he has one of those 8"x10" remote controls and fucking loses his shit when the TV gets stuck on video 2.
"Call Dr. Jill in immediately, the reception is fuzzy! C'mon man!"
He also has a Jitterbug Wireless flip phone.
Why do I feel like 3 is the most commonly used one?
Where’s the pizza button?
Under the handset, it's the default number.
$Oo! biDeN
Xi wouldn’t be on the phone. Xi calls Biden, not the other way around.
Also, Obama probably doesn’t take Biden’s calls.
Hussein and micheal are the true pushers of this commie shitshow.
hah, no. Barry was a puppet too. He was just the speech reader and document signer. He lost total control of things when it went off teleprompter.
Acknowledged.
They both work for the same people though. We really are dealing with a James Bond SPECTRE type organization. One obvious hint of it that they let slip the past year was the "build back better" slogan used by leftist world leaders. It was pushed by the World Economic Forum and used by over 130 politicians across the globe, including Biden, Merkle, Boris Johnson, Trudeau. All the world leaders, goosestepping for the globalist elites.
bbb. ahem 666? Yeah. That's it.
Classic! 😂🤣😂
Not funny. He's a criminal on par with Stalin and fuck him.
What happens if he hits flash and then 7?
It connects to Hunter's crack dealer.
They gave that fool a Flintstone phone I bet.
I can't shake the feeling that there would be a direct dial button for Navin R. Johnson.
I'm pretty sure Biden's state of the art podium system shocks him.
Pudding! Need button for pudding!
his phone just makes barnyard animal sound
the dog-faced pony-soldier says...
trunalimunumaprzure!
Oh the dilemma they must have. Do they continue to parade that blithering idiot out, albeit on a very limited basis, and risk that he might say or do something that even the propagandist media won’t be able to cover up and ignore, or do they just have Kamala step in and validate what so many Americans have been saying since at least November?
I don’t envy Biden’s handlers having to make that decision - no pressure, lol. Next time they parade him out though, they need to figure out a better system than the coloring book they handed him the last time, that wasn’t a good look. Maybe make the pre-screened questioned reporters wear distinctive clothing, a uniform perhaps, so he knows which ones are safe to call on? I think these “reporters” would welcome their already longstanding roles as propagandists finally being officially recognized with some snazzy new uniforms.
With 60+ days to prepare, the other day was the best they could get him. Embarrassing
no Netanyahu??? How will those guys siphon more money off us then????
Nice touch with the zero button.
I'll have to "circle back" to you.
1st one should have been satan
Obama is there..
Wait! Is this fake?
This isn't even a meme. It's a leaked photo.
What a terrifying motley crew of freaks
"Mommy Jill, which lady brings me my pudding cup?"
Biden is sleeping lmfao
If he calls Kamala 7 during his next speech we know it’s true.
Hahaha. I got one of these for my mother...LOL did the photos too.
C'mon man! We all know he uses a See n Say wheel.
Xi should be number 11
is 1 darth maul. 3 = nyce!
Hahahaha!
Oh damn, biden is going to get in trouble when Xi sees he is not at the top spot.
nice
Don't help him! 😄
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
doot doot de doo doot doot
Life alert only has 1 button.
I wish I had more than one upvote to give.....
..and the chicken head goes.. cluck
FACT CHECK... FACT CHECK, COME ON, QUICK, WE NEED A FACT CHECK ON THIS!!!! THIS PHOTO LOOKS DOCTORED!!!!
Evvvvvvvvaaaannnnnnn
Joe is so stupid, he'll hit the star at the bottom left thinking it would dial the Indians assuming that the red stick-figure body meant American Indians.
Ok, this is funny. Also, Biden looks like an idiot wearing his cuck muzzle indoors in the white house.
Nice to see Jen got the ZERO!
Move over, B’rack, there’s a new Zero in town!