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TheSleepingPresident 30 points ago +30 / -0

It Texas, murder while in the commission of a crime is the death penalty. In New York, it's Tuesday.

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TheSleepingPresident 17 points ago +17 / -0

Sorry, this was in D.C. wasn't it? Still applies. <insert liberal shithole>

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Barbs 16 points ago +16 / -0

Different carjacking. This was in Chicago.

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TheSleepingPresident 8 points ago +8 / -0

In my defense I took the weekend off. A lot of info to catch up on. But, point against me, Op posted a comment that says Chicago.

Thank you

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motrhed3 2 points ago +2 / -0

ok, score is 40 - love then, your serve now

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Racerx719 15 points ago +16 / -1

Say it with me.... Didn't do nuffin

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JudicialDredd 11 points ago +11 / -0

Dindoonuffin

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Nana2six 3 points ago +3 / -0

It wuz my birfday. On the forf it wuz. Yessum my birfday

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101proof [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

CHICAGO - Two teens have been charged after reportedly carjacking a 56-year-old rideshare driver in Garfield Park.

Jazzlyne Russell White, 18, and a 17-year-old male, have been charged with one felony count of vehicular hijacking.

The offenders were arrested by the Vehicular Hijacking Task Force on Wednesday, and were identified as the offenders who took a vehicle by force from a 56-year-old rideshare driver on Feb. 21 in the 3800 block of W. Washington, police said.

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grandfather_nurgle 12 points ago +13 / -1

Not sure if she is in her mid thirties or just your typically ugly ass teenage negress.

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Fluffy_Indigo 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm almost 40 and she looks older than me.

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AlabamaSlamma 11 points ago +11 / -0

Damn, that is a very rough 15.

15 going on 35.

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Jericho-Trompete 8 points ago +8 / -0

MO' MONE', I WAN' MO' MONE'

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JudicialDredd 5 points ago +5 / -0

WUR MUH FONE AT?

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Jericho-Trompete 5 points ago +5 / -0

lol, I remember I friend of mine that was an LG technician. He was driving a van with LG phone signs and OLED TV signs. When he was stopping at gas stations close to ghettos, they made him crazy asking for free phones or TVs lol.

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Trumpnado_warning 5 points ago +5 / -0

What a garbage-humping, worthless piece of shit

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kevlar2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

WHAT? That bitch is 32 years old!! Just look at those crack bags under her eyes. Come on, she’s probably got a 15 year old at home of her own.

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Abovethefray 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Garfield Park neighborhood was once stable, safe and full of working people and families.

Now its a section8 hood. What sort of privilege can we blame for this?

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Headline_Correction 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Teen" - my ass

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rageous 3 points ago +4 / -1

Muh fone! Muh fone is in di car! Muh fone!

Ooga Booga

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CrashXXL 1 point ago +1 / -0

Code 1352 doesn’t apply to just the males of the species.

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ShadowyMrBlank 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where ma cell phone at????

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Tunawater 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s a character from World of Warcraft.

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Tryan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some lighter fluid squirted in their eyes right before igniting them would have been better.

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nettripper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Her corn is tied too tight 😢