I would only watch the first pitch to see what kind of disaster of a throw would come from this White House resident. And you can count on Hunter not being there -- because he'd be snorting up the foul lines.
I could imagine his handler forgetting to have him wear his pull-ups that day. While peepads is standing on the mound ball in hand, he starts drooling and staring at nothing and a dark stain starts growing on the front of his pants. The left wouldn't care, they know he isn't charge, but the ones who have been shilling about his strength would maybe stfu.
The best first pitch by a sitting Ptesident of my lifetime -- and it was only a couple of months after 9/11. It really eas an inspiring first pitch thrown from the rubber and it was a dead-center strike.
lmfao , throw a pitch!
Only pitching hell be doing is pitching for China
who cares...don't watch...fuk MLB....fuk NFL....NASCAR....NBA!!!
I would only watch the first pitch to see what kind of disaster of a throw would come from this White House resident. And you can count on Hunter not being there -- because he'd be snorting up the foul lines.
WELL SAID
Better or worse than Fauci's pitch last season? What do you guys think?
I could imagine his handler forgetting to have him wear his pull-ups that day. While peepads is standing on the mound ball in hand, he starts drooling and staring at nothing and a dark stain starts growing on the front of his pants. The left wouldn't care, they know he isn't charge, but the ones who have been shilling about his strength would maybe stfu.
He will throw it from 10 feet away. He’s been practicing in the basement for weeks. It will still be a disaster.
. . . and the press will cover any PeePads throw like it was the greatest thing since W. in 2001.
What did W. Do in 2001?
The best first pitch by a sitting Ptesident of my lifetime -- and it was only a couple of months after 9/11. It really eas an inspiring first pitch thrown from the rubber and it was a dead-center strike.
https://youtu.be/NjGcCI9ByWw
And he was wearing a bulletproof vest and had been told not to do it by his staff. He may be a globalist, but W is no sissy.
Will his Chinese minder accompany him to the pitcher's mound?
He will roll up in his walker and push the button on the pitching machine. Even then, it will be a wild throw.
We have the answer now. No surprise. As expected PeePads has decided to NOT throw out tomorrow's first pitch at the National's home opener.
https://twitter.com/chelsea_janes/status/1376891193280319493