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BKav 115 points ago +115 / -0

Now what in the world is a dead person gonna do with a free gun?

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bill_in_texas 55 points ago +55 / -0

Same thing they do with the ballots.....give them to real live people to commit crimes with.

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NotAPuma 27 points ago +27 / -0

What is my Dead Grandpa going to do with 33 Guns?

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War_Hamster 24 points ago +24 / -0

He's gonna be a bada$$ when the zombie apocalypse starts.

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prayinpede 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wow how did your grandpa get 23 guns

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NotAPuma 7 points ago +7 / -0

He voted 33 times.

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AbrahamLincoln 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't have any idea what happened to my grandpa's 13 guns.

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LibertyPrimeWasRight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Here’s my grandpa’s three guns, how much will your buyback give me for them?

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Weero 1 point ago +1 / -0

When are you gonna pay me back for the 7 guns you owe me?!

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Necrovoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Something, something boating accident

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Pierre_Delectoes 61 points ago +61 / -0

If you outlawed liberalism you'd end mass shootings in a generation.

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War_Hamster 32 points ago +32 / -0

Indeed.

Can we stop calling it liberalism though? These people are the opposite of liberal, and Thomas Jefferson is rolling over in his grave at the theft of the word.

Take the language back.

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Gadsen1440 17 points ago +17 / -0

Cuckism has a nice ring to it.

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Ben45 11 points ago +11 / -0

marxists

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Donger-Lord2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Communists, or tyrants, not like there is a difference.

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War_Hamster 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kleptocratic Tyrannical Cuckism, to differentiate from Milquetoast Sellout RINO Cuckism.

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honk_honk_honk 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like it but it needs a better acronym.

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War_Hamster 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, those two acronyms sound like something Biden would say.

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they-see-me-trollin 10 points ago +10 / -0

let's call it what it really is... altruistic pedophilia

yes, they're fucking your children, but because they claim to have morally good intentions when they do it, then it's suddenly not a problem.

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RuleoVicus 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤔

😔

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supermagafragilistic 5 points ago +5 / -0

One of my peeves is I hate it when someone refers to Democrats by using the word democratic. It's not a democratic agenda, it's a Democrat agenda. It's not democratic legislation, it's Democrat legislation. The word democratic has positive connotations, as it should, and by stealing the word and attaching it to themselves, simpletons associate things Democrats do as a good, and since Republicans are the opposite of Democrats, they must be bad since bad is the opposite of good.

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's a very accurate observation.

What's interesting is that "Democratic" deserves a positive connotation, but "Democracy" does not, as it is nothing more than mob rule.

The Democratic process must be contained within a Republican system.

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KingSweyn 3 points ago +3 / -0

If we call it what it is we'll get banned from here.

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Big-E 2 points ago +2 / -0

Collectivism. That is the proper name. We are individualists. They believe group benefits are more important than individual rights. We (except for the fbi cuckholds on here) believe that individual rights are more important. Individualism vs collectivism.

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War_Hamster 1 point ago +1 / -0

You are absolutely correct, but collectivist sounds too tame. They are Tyrants.

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Tb1212 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd rather say elitism. It's Elite's that design these liberal movements, decide who wins president, etc.

In my opinion Eyes Wide Shut groups throw the liberal tipping points of society in our face.

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deleteDems 2 points ago +2 / -0

If we made every citizen eligible to open carry anywhere in the US, and actually have armed staff in currently "gun free zones", there will be no mass shootings.

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ProfessorOak 2 points ago +2 / -0

That draw Muhammad contest in Garland, TX is a good example

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Hades440 28 points ago +28 / -0

We used to tuck crazy people away where they could live out their lives and not be a threat to normal people. Now we plop em down in the middle of civilized society and pump em full of media telling them exactly whose to blame for each and every problem in their lives and then we all act surprised when they do something crazy.

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ZhaoBaiDeng 23 points ago +23 / -0

I'm here for my free gun....

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Ilikecheese 23 points ago +23 / -0

You want to stop mass shootings? Round up all the crazies and disband all the deep state letter agencies.

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KingSweyn 9 points ago +9 / -0

Disbanding the criminal letter agencies and holding Nuremberg-style trials would take care of 80% of it, but the people they answer to would still be around to finance their replacement.

And psychotropic pharma drugs, especially SSRIs, create homicidal urges in a fraction of users. If our crumbling society wasn't so depressing we wouldn't need the antidepressants in the first place.

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supermagafragilistic 2 points ago +2 / -0

You'd stop about 20% of mass shootings that way. 80% of all mass shootings are carried out by a certain urban group of people if you use the Mother Jones definition of mass-shooting. That definition is a single attack in a public place with four or more dead so really, that's a poor definition. It's a better definition for mass-murder involving a firearm because in these aforementioned urban areas, that group of people is constantly shooting large groups of people in public areas where people are merely injured. In my relatively small hometown every Monday the paper is filled with stories about the shootings that took place over the weekend, 2 people dead here, 3 dead 2 injured there, 2 guys walking into separate hospitals with gunshot wounds on the same night who conveniently "don't know shit". If you had a magic lamp with a genie and could magically wish that that group of people no longer murdered each other shootings would drop off instantly, yet these shootings may as well not even be happening according to the media. If it's ever brought up in the news it's local news talking about peace walks, prayer vigils and old folks on camera talking about how violent the young people are. I like the analogy that floats around about immigration because I feel it applies to gun violence as well. If your bathtub is overflowing you don't run and grab a bucket, you turn off the water. You could ban guns tomorrow and the only thing that will happen is law abiding people would no longer have them, and considering that it's illegal for the vast majority of shooting perpetrators to have guns as it is, they're not going to listen and we'll all pay the price.

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TonyTreehouse 9 points ago +9 / -0

I think where it came from is Steven Colbert had some monologue were he ignorantly said he wanted it to be like voting and rattled off stuff like he wanted them to to be 21 years old, that isn't true for voting. So i think this idiot parroted that without any clue how much more is required to get a gun. Like not being a felon. That's true for voting in most places, but they don't do a background check for voter registration.

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Shinydenim 14 points ago +14 / -0

Wtf, you were mailed a real gun? My gun is provisional and only shoots blanks!

Edit: True story. Allegheny County, PA was rigged and my in person election day vote officially never graduated from provisional to officially counting, bc PA lost the mail-in ballot I surrendered to election officials on voting day.

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MAGASQUAD 6 points ago +6 / -0

I hope you can leave Allegheny County one day.

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Shinydenim 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks fren

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MAGASQUAD 1 point ago +1 / -0

I left 5 years ago and commute.

Even with that faggot proposing a mileage tax its worth it.

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Joeshmoe91 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chester county true story:

Went to bed on the 3rd with 97% reported and a 30k+ lead for President Trump. Next day I wake up they anounce it could take a week to count the rest.

8 days after the election joe Biden is declared to win the county by 2.5%, or 10k votes.

PA state voter data then shows that there’s over 250k+ votes that we’re counted more than the actual number of registered voters in the state. PA removes data off the.gov site

A month later the Secretary of State, responsible for the egregious illegal election law changes that allowed votes to be accepted with no signature, and for over a week after the 3rd, resigns

Shortly thereafter, the mentally ill disgusting transvestite health secretary, responsible for disastrous and irresponsible covid policies ensuring maximum damage and thus excuse for anything goes voting, is rewarded for her work and made the top health official of the country by the Biden administration

Wait, what?

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Shinydenim 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, I know. Completely. Wtf is going on with this Commonwealth?!. I was really disappointed to see Sean Parnell’s case for the unconstitutionality of Act 77 get tossed as well as Nicole Zicarelli conceding after a sham court battle. Then that shit sandwich Fetterman goes on to Maddow to call us all clowns and to forbid us from saying things like #TRUMP WON BY A LOT# because it’s not free speech in his view.

And to add for the sake of discussion, (but you might be aware) what was also included in the data dump from PAvoterservices was their ballot tracking widget, which from my experience was nuked before the mail-in ballot I surrendered on election day was received in the system. It would be great if that kind of data were available even now.

You might think it could be pried from the state with the proper Right To Know request? Just sayin...

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MAGAsian 12 points ago +12 / -0

I feel like Leftists live in an alternate dimension

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NotAPuma 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ammo included?

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Thep1mp 7 points ago +7 / -0

Mailed out to everyone, no ID needed!

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 6 points ago +6 / -0

These people are so fucking stupid, it is infuriating that they appear to be winning.

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james43552352345 4 points ago +4 / -0

Anyone who has those retarded cartoon faces for their face is an immediate block. Then again, I don't use facebook anymore.

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ComebackKing 4 points ago +4 / -0

Every time a retard brings that up, mention Mexico. There is exactly ONE gun store in Mexico, located in Mexico City. That is the only place to legally buy a gun. And there's no gun violence in Mexico at all, right?

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OneBigMaga 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol.

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Cswanger22 4 points ago +4 / -0

i hope they send me 7

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PatriotNone 3 points ago +3 / -0

They are basically mailing out guns but with extra steps. Everyone is buying guns with theirs.

Only the blind cannot see what is coming regarding the 2A.

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GameStonks 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only way you can think buying a gun is easier than voting is if you've done neither.

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Gmelindag 3 points ago +3 / -0

I still hate Twitter but this was a really good one!

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OneBigMaga 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean, the kind of are doing this. Most of these stimulus checks are being used to buy guns, because most people getting them don't actually need the money.

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KingSweyn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Works better than a sign saying "no".

Just a reminder, Biden co-sponsored the bill that made schools a soft target for psychopaths by banning guns therein.

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Austin62Halo 2 points ago +2 / -0

My family has 5 people in it we each need a gun thanks pl

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anon09 2 points ago +3 / -1

boomers on facebook are one of my favorite things

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somedaysoon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Their talking points don't match reality..... and they still don't care. It's all about virtue signalingb and group think.

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Chad_Dudebroski 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shit yeah. Send me free unsolicited guns in the mail.

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TheWhitestOfFangs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't mind if I do.

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dagoat4l 1 point ago +1 / -0

This Toni is awesome. No id required, no background checks, nothing. Just go that day and buy a gun and get it. Who would of known there was still people that would post this online for all to see

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Data 1 point ago +1 / -0

If Democrats taught me anything in 2020, it's that I can exploit this system to get dozens of free guns mailed to me with zero consequences!

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Stallionstyle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too bad your dead Grandpa got 33 guns that he didn't ask for....and that are the opposite of what he would have wanted.

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Mattrocksalot 1 point ago +1 / -0

It took me like 2 months to get my rifle took me 10 seconds to vote and im a poc😂😂

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MahaYoshi 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know this is a joke, but honestly since the "defund the police" movement I've wondered about someone running with the platform of giving every citizen a free gun and ammo in lieu of a police force.

Anyone who attacks me then is racist, because minorities in cities would be hardest hit by the lack of police, and the criminals there would already have their guns.

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JKillen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fucking BASED.

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TrumpFan26 1 point ago +1 / -0

Make it easier for citizens to own guns.if everyone had guns mass shooters would decrease as any time someone tries it they would get blasted by those around.

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Forbidden_outcast 1 point ago +1 / -0

This made me laugh alot

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rufrignkidnme 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's exactly as hard to get a gun as it is to vote. Both have the same requirements. Be a Citizen, over 18 years of age, and not a felon.

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hydra12340 1 point ago +1 / -0

hahahaha SO TRUE!!!

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmao Toni, you dumb b

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lixa 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll take three!

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BackhoeBandit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, <insert random pronoun> is not wrong...that would do it...

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LoneStarPede 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll take an AR15 with all the bells and whistles please, just out of spite for them wanting to take that specific one 😁

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Coolgenner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok that’s a bullseye

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July_1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

that is the most retarded thing i've ever heard, but the left likes to parrot it.

oh, wait.

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MAGA_____bitches 1 point ago +1 / -0

These Libtards are really out of touch with reality

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Fuckommies 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lead people to Jesus.

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BLM_bidenLovesMinora -1 points ago +1 / -2

I keep hearing about voting issues and people not being able to, yet we saw 81,000,000 people have no issue voting for one candidate. So who had trouble voting.