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AceOfTrumps 39 points ago +40 / -1

Looks like I might have to move like 5 miles west

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freedomcries 14 points ago +14 / -0

Im in Rochester and all i see is a blue sea all around me. In the far distance i see a Red beach that looks very intriguing.

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Rona2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm in Rochester too. I live about a half mile from downtown and all I see is blue except for the guy down the road that proudly flew his TRUMP 2020 flag.

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k614 28 points ago +28 / -0

South Dakotasota !

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sentient-potato 5 points ago +5 / -0

Underrated comment of the day!

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NotAPuma 26 points ago +27 / -1

Northern Rural Minnesota should join ND for the sake of Bordergore.

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ModernKnight 7 points ago +7 / -0

Indeed. EU4 has taught me that most wars start over Bordergore.

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NotAPuma 4 points ago +4 / -0

Truly they are Wars fought for Righteous reasons

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Series3Gleaner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just extend the line between ND and SD east.

I want lake of the woods, the angle, and rollag. Oh and atleast enough of morehead to get a certain pizza place. (ND resident here)

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Seruna_Kanus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Eh, I feel northern MN would have more in common with ND than with SD as well.

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WeirdoSlayer 21 points ago +21 / -0

The fact that congress and senate have to approve everything shows you that we are in permanent gridlock.

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Sir_Girth 19 points ago +19 / -0

Really, every state with large swaths of red should just merge with another state with a similar situation.

Still have 50 states, no new states are formed, it’s approved by the state legislatures in each state, and it’s totally legal per the constitution.

Let them have their archipelago of socialist shit holes.

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RagnarD 17 points ago +17 / -0

The change in population would also shift the balance of power to the red states.

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Sir_Girth 17 points ago +17 / -0

For sure, it’s just about every state in the situation I mentioned too.

It would be the ultimate “fuck you” to the commies. It would be glorious!

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Junionthepipeline 3 points ago +3 / -0

Make absoroka a thing.

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Revelation2010 10 points ago +10 / -0

The red states would pick up resources and revenue. The blue cities would eat themselves alive. What's not to love?

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honk_honk_honk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Archipelago sounds too close to patriarchy, better rename it

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LarryBugman 2 points ago +2 / -0

At “archipelago of socialist shit holes” my boner just ripped a hole in the space-time continuum.

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Fenuuk 17 points ago +17 / -0

they can come secession is coming boys

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Revelation2010 4 points ago +4 / -0

We're close. As soon as we have a strong, competent person to lead it it'll happen.

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 12 points ago +12 / -0

This needs to fucking happen all over the country tbh

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Revelation2010 8 points ago +8 / -0

Wall off the cities. Stop sales of resources into the cities. (The demoncrats say they don't want our business anyway). Let it play out.

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Madman2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

So much for 10,000 lakes. They can change the slogan to land of 100,000 Somalis.

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StartAgain 9 points ago +9 / -0

Reminds more of Greater Idaho plan. Red areas are sick of the dark blue cancer and their terrible policies.

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giantrabbit1 7 points ago +7 / -0

New States may be admitted by the Congress into this Union; but no new State shall be formed or erected within the Jurisdiction of any other State; nor any State be formed by the Junction of two or more States, or Parts of States, without the Consent of the Legislatures of the States concerned as well as of the Congress.

Constitution: Article IV, Section 3.

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RagnarD 11 points ago +11 / -0

So? They're not trying to create a new state.

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teacheryteach [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yes, there is a procedure. The states and the US Congress have to approve it. They are working on it.

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thallos 2 points ago +2 / -0

That doesn't apply. What does it say about counties moving to a different already existing state?

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drmrboy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Don't blame them one bit.

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redinmn 6 points ago +6 / -0

Most of Northwestern MN already considers themselves honorary North Dakotans. SD is great, but I dont want to drive that far to get to the capital, especially with the new per mile gas tax that idiot wants to charge.

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Seruna_Kanus 2 points ago +2 / -0

SD born and raised, I agree with you about ND having a lot more in common with northern MN.

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Series3Gleaner 2 points ago +2 / -0

We will take northern MN happily(ND)

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AQuietVoice 6 points ago +6 / -0

As a SD resident: Welcome, Brothers and Sisters!

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xBigCoffinHunter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hey and we can do that for St Louis. Just let that shit stain join Illinois.

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AlexWin1939 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the way!

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Tenspot20 4 points ago +4 / -0

Looks like some of the Blue is still trying slip up the back alley, but otherwise it looks sexy! Carry on.

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Redclyde 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait... If this actually happened I could still live on the land I call home and not look at moving to sd because it's moving to me?. Yes God yes one hundred fucking times yes .

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thallos 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do eeeet

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Mintap 3 points ago +3 / -0

And sell the Northwest Angle to Canada.

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Series3Gleaner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah, make that part of ND just to make our state even more odd.

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DaayTerkErJerbs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Honestly liking this idea of redrawing state lines so red counties don't have to be subjected to retarded city folks whims.

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NoFucks2Give 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anti-secession faggots: NO!! WE GET THAT BLUE SLIVER SHON ON THAT PROPOSED MAP TOO!!! ALL OF IT!! MUH PRECIOUS UNION GEOGRAPHY!!!!

Fags like that want to continue to live among leftists and continually live under Leftist influence and its predominant culture because they think geography counts more than the Republic.

“wulllll... it is necessary cuz muh precious borders”.

Lincolnite fags.

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cook_does 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yo, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Tennessee, Florida, Kansas,Missouri, and Nebraska, Texas would like to offer you the same deal

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Cantshadowbanthemall 2 points ago +2 / -0

Would just create a permanent blue state and all blue house seats

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Ridiculousposter 2 points ago +4 / -2

BUT WERE NOT DOING ANYTHING TO CHANGE WHAT HAPPENED in the 2020 election, right naysayers? Shit like this gives me hope that we'll make change.

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LarryBugman 2 points ago +2 / -0

DO IT!

If this is quicker and easier than full secession then it must be done.

DO IT!!!

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Pumpingiron_Patriot1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cali and Or wants to be part of Idaho, Texas succession, and now this.

I think segregation is needed bases on political ideology.

We r all way too divided in ideology

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Herpawinski 2 points ago +2 / -0

Great idea! I can get behind that much more than the idea of entire states seceding from the nation.

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Revelation2010 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is a cool idea. With some embellishments it would be fun to watch.

Red counties of blue states should secede and join neighboring red states, or form their own states. The blue cities that are left behind will have to live with their own policies with nobody else to float them. The cities collapse under their own weight. No regrets.

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 1 point ago +1 / -0

About time